Ready For Some Bad Luck?

Ch.1 Not Today Asshole!

Izuku Pov:

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How...

How did this happen?...

Oh, wait I remember!

Fucking idiots! That why!!! I am surrounded by them!

Oh? You want to know what happens? Well, I'll tell you what happens!

My name is Izuku Midoriya a missing kid for 10 years! Well I now go by the name Spooky

Spooky Scary Skeleton!

× Sorry we run into an error call the author running low on the will to live and Monster energy drink ×

× Rebooting... ×

I now go by the name BakeNeko which means Demon Cat for anyone who doesn't know

And yes just like my name I have a Neko quirk meaning I am a born bad bitch!

You can't kill me!

Believe me I tested it out

You see I am in a villain organization called the League of Villains run by the number one villain All For One himself who is in a time out in Tartarus at the moment

My boss who is also kind of like a brother to me is Tomura Shigaraki. He was the one that find me half dead laying in my own pool of blood when I was 5. All because the other kid wants to see can someone who has a Neko quirk can fall from a building that is 50 floors high and lives so they yeet me off it...

When I hit the ground and my blood starts to come out they all run off well joke on them I live and still remember them!

Then we have Dabi he is like a big brother to all of us. I find him when I was out doing a job he was burned badly and no one was willing to help him so I took him with me to our base and now this become his home and family

Oh there's also Toga! Our crazy bloodthirsty sister who will mostly stab you if you dress like a clown! We all love her really but sometimes she can get us into big trouble...

And this is one of the times she got us into one

What did she do?

She sees a flaming trash and runs up to him and slaps him because he dresses like a clown

I mean we are all for it but she did it in daylight!

Now we are running for our life!

" Toga why the fuck did you do that?! " Yell Tomura

" I can't help it! He dresses like a clown! "

"That's because he is one! " I shouted

" I am all for hurting that asshole but in daylight really?! "

" I'm sorry ok! "

" Tell that to the flaming trash that is trying to kill us! " I told her as I jump away from another fireball

" Guys...I...I can't...." Said Tomura who is slowing down because someone doesn't touch grass and just stays in their room all day playing video games!

" Dabi! " I shout

" Got it! Crusty you better pay me back! " said Dabi as he pick Tomura up over his shoulder like a sack of potato

" Izu! Do something! " Cry Toga

"You're the one who got us into this!! " I shot back at her

" You're the smart one! Please Izu!!! " she cried more

" For the love of everything unholy! Why is it always me! Tomura is the boss here! "

" Izu if you help us get out of this mess I'll give you catnip! " Said Tomura

" Do you think that would work!!! " I hiss at him

" Well? "

"......fine! But those catnip because be top tier! And a month of wet cat food!! I am sick of those dry ones " I said as I stop running away instead I rum toward that flaming asshole

Before the asshole and do anything I jump and slap him in the face

You see with my quirk I bring bad luck to people because I am a beautiful bad cat and to do so I have to touch someone 13 times

And that slap is the first

After the slap I kick his face to used it to get away from him

Second

" Why you little! " He said as he try to punch me I lower myself to the ground and sweep him off his feet

Third

And being the cat I am I jump on him and start to tap dancing

And soon I had made contact with him 13th time and when that was done I jump away from him and bow

" And with that I have brought you bad luck Mr Number one hero " I smile

Soon the flaming hero got up and try to run over to me but for some unknown reason a flower pot drop onto his head then he trip on his own feet and fall onto the ground ass first into a broken bottle

" Oh dear me~~~ Are you ok Mr hero? I do hope my bad luck is not too much for you? Because this is just the start " I smirk as my tails sway behind me

" So you're that cat freak everyone was talking about " he said as he heating up letting out more flame a bucket of watch dropped on him

That set all the idiots behind me laughing again

And thanks to them laughing that make that useless man angry again setting himself on fire once more time and this time instead of a bucket it was rain

And the funny part is that my side is still sunny when his side is pulling rain

" Oh dear did you forget to take an umbrella with you? " I smile sweetly watching him getting madder as if he is about to pop

"Anyway~~~ Have a very bad day dear hero~~ " I bow and smile sweetly at him before walking away with my group of idiots