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Ch.2 Drug? No! Drug💚😌

God Pov:

" Who give Izu catnip! " said a very disappointed Mamagiri

" Well~~~~~ " said the Lov children as they slowly backed away from the Lov mom

" Dabi was it you? "

" Nope Ma'am! It was all Toga's fault! " said Dabi

" Weeeeeeeeee~~~! " said Izu as he is spinning around on one of the bar chairs having no idea what is happening around him at all

" Hey! Why did you rat me out like that! " said Toga as she stomp her feet

" Toga " Said Mamagiri as he look at Toga with the mom's look

" Tomura is the one that gives Izu the catnip! "

" The fuck Toga! Just because you are fuck doesn't mean you have to bring me down with you!! "

" Tomura Shigaraki!"

" Oh shit he calls you by your full name and not young master " said Dabi

" Toga is the reason why I have to give him drugs! "

" And what would that reason be? "

" She almost got us kill and Izu only get us out if we give him drugs "

" Himiko Toga is this true? "

" I'm sorry! " she cries

" Guys....where's Izu? " asked Dabi

" What do you mean where's Izu?? He is right....." Tomura turn around to where Izu was but no one is there anymore

" shit..." they all said

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" OH, SHIT!! " Now they all started to panic Izu was already trouble enough and losing an Izuku that is high on drugs? Make that double

~ somewhere in the city ~

" God what a peaceful night " said the KFC chicken combo 3

What the pro hero did not know he just jinxes himself and soon trouble will find him and make his night a lot less peaceful

" Birdie~! "Says Izu as he jumps onto Hawks and making him fall off the night sky and onto the roof of a building

" Ow...what the?! Izu?! Wait are you fucking high?! "

" Prrrrrr~~~ " purr Izu as he nuzzles onto the pro hero

" Yep, you are high on catnip.....I'm going to kill whoever is it that give them to you " said an annoyed Hawks who is now laying on the rooftop and can't move at all

" Well, there's only one thing to do... " Think the pro hero as he takes his phone out to call someone

" What do you want? " Said a very tired voice

" Sooooo~~~ I don't think I can work anymore "

" What the fuck do you mean you can't work anymore?! "

" Izu is out tonight "

" And? "

" Some idiot gave him catnip and now he is high as fuck "

" Oh shit.. "

" Yep you now have two options one is overtime or try and get Izu off me "

" I'll take the overtime. My wedding with Hizashi is in a few months and I am not dying before that or even after that "

" Thanks Eraser! "

" Try not to die "

" I will try! Ow! Hey! Izu stop biting me! I am not food!! "

Before the underground hero can ask anything the call was ended with Hawks screaming

Right now if you open up Google map and somehow manage to find the rooftop Hawk is on right now you would find the number 3 hero being eaten alive by a very high kitten

" Prrrr~~ " purrs Izu as he bites onto Hawks's wings more as if he is biting a chicken wing

" Come on pick up the stupid phone " said Hawks as he blew someone's phone up with calls and messages

" What do you want you chicken? "

" WHO THE FUCK GIVE IZU CATNIP?! IT BETTER NOT BE YOU DABI!! "

" Fuck...sorry love where are you we come to get Izu right now "

" TELL ME WHO THE FUCK IT IS! BEFORE I FUCKING SKIN WHATEVER IS LEAVE OF YOU "

" Ok ok! Handy was the one who gave Izu the catnip and Toga was the reason why he need to give Izu the catnip "

" THEY BETTER BE HERE! OW! Izu stop biting me!! Hey! Where the fuck are you biting?!! " the call ended with another scream from Hawks

~ At the Lov ~

" Shit.... "

" I'm guessing Izu found Hawks " said Tomura

" Yep and he is not happy about it...let go get Izu before he ends up eating my lover alive "

" Toga you are the one getting Izu off him " said Dabi

" What?! Why me?! " cry Toga

" You're the reason all of this happen! " Dabi hiss out annoyed

" But I'm too pretty to die " Toga cried more

" That sounds like a iss-U not a iss-Me problem "

" Mamagiri! Dabi is being a dick!!" cry Toga

" Sorry Toga but I am siding with Dabi this time you are the reason we are in this mess " said Kurogiri

" Oh and please clean this mess up before the master comes back and finds out that Izu is missing " said Kurogiri as he opened a gate

" It's not my fault that he dresses like a clown " Said Toga as she sadly as she walked into the gate that lead to her painful death