Harry: I put my hand up in the air sometimes....
Hermione: Hey Harry. Uhh What are you singing?
Harry: I actually picked it up from Dudley..... Muggles can never sing right. In fact I'm placing it as the official song for my fanclub!
Hermione: (rolls eyes) Harry you have a fan club? What in merlins beard do you mean?
Harry: OF COURSE! About 3 quarters of the wizrding world is in it. Even Voldemort is secretly a fan!
-Draco Malfoy logs on-
Draco: I put my wand up in the air sometimes! Saying ah-oh my name is Draco!
Harry: What did you just say Malfoy? You messed up my official song for my fanclub!
Draco: (laughs) YOUR FAN CLUB!?! Who do you think you are scar-face?
Harry: uhh.. someone more awesomer than you.
Draco: More awesomer than you THINK Potter. I made it up obviously
Harry: No you stole my song! And even if you did, the thing I don't get is how BENEATH YOUR THICK GREASY HAIR DID YOU MAKE UP THAT SONG
Draco: (snarls) What do you get Potter?
Hermione: Burn!
Harry: And I thought you were in Team Potter aren't you Hermione?
Hermione: course I am
Draco: Don't you know I made it up. The whole school knows about it. (checks cuticles) Professer Snape is also thinking about putting it as the Slytherin Quidditch Slogan.
Harry: (gasps) How can they put your ferret face next to my attracively stunning one on the slogan?!
Hermione: OWNED!
Draco: Your forgot scar faced.
- Voldy logs on-
Voldemort: I PUT MY WAND UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES! Saying ah-oh where'd my nose go!
Harry: (snickers) Ya where is your nose voldy?
Voldemort: DRACO! CRUCIO POTTER NOW!
Hermione: He can't. In the Deathly Hallows he's the owner of the Elder Wand. Not you.
Harry: (Smacks Hermione on arm) HERMIONE! YOU RUINED THE BOOKS FOR ME!
-Harry logs off-
(After Facebook in the Hallway)
Harry: Professer Dumbledore!
Prof. Dumbledore: I put my wand up in the air sometimes! Saying ah-oh I'm getting old Bro!
Harry: (FACEPALM)
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Harry Potter Facebook Chats (and jokes)
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