"I have no idea what I'm doing!" "Katie please don't kill us!!" "Hang on, guys. Better watch out, Pal, because I've broken six phones in my life accidentally, but I'm gonna break you on purpose." "Kate focuses on the fucking road please"
"How is no one stopping her?!"
"I'm on it." "Dog shield, activate!" "Is that a dog? Pig? Dog? Pig? Dog? Dog? Dog? Loaf of bread. System error." The robots splutter "Dog... Pig... Bread... Loaf..."We laugh "Oh." "Fuck ya, ...oh shit kate remember what rick told you" kate nodded at me "ok Up the mountain. Across the stream." both "And down the river!" We chuck "thanks, Dad." "Thank you rick"
Pal Max robots splutter "Dog... Pig... Bread... Loaf..." "Fuck you all how's!"
With rick (dad)
"Oh, but there's so many of 'em.
She's never gonna make it.
Wait. If that video were on those screens, it would take out every robot in her way.
Hey, you're a big nerd, right?:"Huh?" "How would I do that?" "It's impossible. First, you'd need to get out of here. The controls are in here. Uh, but to open it, you need a number 3 Robertson head non-slip screwdriver? What kind of maniac has one of those in his pockets at all times?" "This kind of maniac."
Back to you
Robot "She keeps anticipating our maneuvers." "How is this possible?" "Oh, I don't know. You tell me."
"Swerve right, now." "Thanks, Raptor One." "Thanks, Aaron"
Aaron snarls "No problem, Raptor Two and three" Pal Max robots spluttering "come on!"
Back to Rick"There you go. All right, so that's the place that controls the screens, right?" "I go there and find Katie's video on YubTub?" "YouTube. Wow. There's no way you're gonna be able to do this." "I know who can give me a hand."
"And, hey, Rick, right? Just so someone knows, I'm sorry about causing the whole machine uprising. It's almost like stealing people's data and giving it to a hyper-intelligent AI as a part of an unregulated tech monopoly was a bad thing."
"Yeah, that wasn't your best thought. But if what you built helped my daughter do that, it might not be all bad. Thanks, buddy!" "Linda, we got to get you out of there. You're gonna need your..."
"Number 3 Robertson head non-slip screwdriver." "I said it was a great anniversary gift." "Rick, Rick, let's not relitigate this." "You're right. You're always right." "I know. Why is this news to you?" "There it is?"
"Oh no. Oh no. Lin, get down here! Lin? Lin, what's going on?" "Rick, don't worry about me! Just get the video on the screens! Type in "www.youtube.com"! W-W-W dot..."
[Hey author here I started to get lazy to write what was happening at this point. I want to finish my other book then start a new one anyway back to the story, bye bye<3]
"Oh God. Uh... "Remind me later." Okay, yeah, fine. That's fine. Five minutes! Aah! No! Uh, English. What have I done?
YubTub. No! YouTube. Okay. Videos." Japanese pop song plays "Has the world gone mad?"Back to you
"Gotta push through. Sorry, Mom and Dad. Your insurance premiums are going up!"
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Lovable Robots
FanficFamily challenges, relationship issues, and a silly (y/n) shouting "say cheese" "Alethic shitting dog" It was a heartwarming moment, and the story continued with more surprises. ;D Please note that this tale may contain profanity and incomplete d...