Rainbows and Butterflies

The Hunt

Fluttershy joined Rainbow Dash in the corner. "Is he ok?" "Yeah, he'll be fine. Alright you win I'll clean your house" "And I get to be your Wingmate" "Uh no I only agreed to clean your house remember" "Rainbow Dash you tricked me how very cheeky of you" "Haha haha yeah ok your right. We made a deal you can be my Wingmare" "Yeah" She said in her usual soft tone. "So where should start The Hunt" RD said scanning the room. "There's alone one right over there" The new Wingmare said pointing to a Stallion standing by himself. "Good eye Wingmare let's pounce" They went over to the Stallion

"Hey, you what's your name?" Asked the Wingmare. "Uh, Tap Step" "Have you met my friend Rainbow Dash? She's only the coolest most awesome pony ever. She's probably the fastest Pony in all of Equestria. She's also smart, funny and she's a confirmed bachelorette" "Nice to meet you Rainbow Dash and you must be Fluttershy. I'm married actually that colt over there dancing with that red maned filly is my son. I'm here to watch him" "Are the other fathers here" Asked RD. "Over there is Bottom Mash's regular babysitter he's here to watch him and Rumble his Marefriend isn't here" "Thanks for telling us" RD said as they started to walk away. "Good to you and it was nice meeting you too" "Yeah you too" Fluttershy said 

where to next?" Fluttershy asked. "It's my turn I'm going to be your Wingmare" "Really?" "Yes let's go over there" She led her to another lone Stallion. "Hey, have you met Fluttershy? She's really nice, smart, funny and she's the best friend of yours truly. She's a little shy at first but not once you get to know her. She's one of Ponyville's most eligible bachelorettes" "Nice to meet you Fluttershy I'm Brother Penance I'm a Geldling" "Oh ok would you still go on a date with her here tonight just tonight" RD asked. "I'm a friar" "Ok we'll just be on our way then" 

The 2 Mares walked away and back to their corner of the room. "This is harder than I thought. Are there even Stallions here who are single and not a friar" The rainbow maned Mare said. Pinkie Pie came over to them. "Hey, how's it going?" "Terrible" Said RD. "We've been on The Hunt but haven't found even pray" Added Fluttershy. "Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe I should host a singles mixer sometime but of course, that doesn't help you right now. Now dose it how many have you talked to?" "2" Rainbow replied. "Only 2 there are plenty of Stallions here" She said waving around the room 

"Pinkie there are like 30 Ponys here. Not even half of them are Stallions. I see 6 with mares already that's 2 thirds on a date 2 we've already talked to. One is married. The other is a friar and a 3rd we already know has a Marefriend. Those 2 are here with each other. That just leaves those 2" Relented RD. "What's wrong with those 2" The party pony asked. "There old" "Oh, well you shouldn't feel too bad only 17 to 19 present of hunts are successful" "Pinkie your thinking of lions" Fluttershy said. 

"But my success rate is 100 percent or at least it was" "Dashie your an athlete right?" Pinkie asked. Rainbow just nodded. "You know no athlete can win 100 percent of the time right?" "Right" "Even the greatest lose right?" "Right" "Rainbow Dash you have lost. 99 percent isn't so bad, is it? When it comes to flying and playing the game you are the best at least the best I've ever known"