gender neutral Y/n x Ed Sheeran oneshots. (more or less satire)

Yes!!!!

Ed holds you by your pretty little hands and drags you towards the privet jet he bought for you.

"Where are you taking me, Eddie-babes?" You ask, curious, he would be taking you anywhere, seeing as he was such a naughty boy sometimes.

When you arrived at the wonderful sunny beach Ed had booked for you, you started screeching your wild mating call excitedly. 

"Calm down, Y/n," Ed laughs, walking towards you. "It's beutiful isnt it? Just like your big orbs. But this isn't what I wanted to show you,"

"What do you mean Ed?" you ask, expecting something like a box of expensive diamond chocolates.

"Y/n..." Ed says softly, "I've known you for almost all my life and want to for the rest of it, so, Y/n l/n... will you make me be the queen to my Joker and marry me?"

"Omg... Eddie teddy weddy i-" you start sobbing ,"Yess!! Yes I will! I love you Ed!"

Ed Sheeran scoops you up into a hug and spins both of you around and around dancing on the beach, just being engulfed in love and affection.

"Oh Eddie... You're my favourite ginger snap~I cant wait to spend forever with you!"

And so you and Ed Lived happily ever after.

23rd July 2021