My Purr-fect Girlfriend (RWBY)

Love Potion No.9

"Come on... Pay attention to me!" I whined trying to get the attention of my cat. I been lonely since my sister ran off and got married. I was so lonely I decided to go out and buy a cat. "I'll give you catnip if you lick my finger." I held my finger out in small hopes.

But, of course it was in vain. Instead she licked her own paw as if she was mocking me. I got irritated at her mocking so of course I grabbed a laser pointer and started to mock her in my own way. A few minutes after my revenge I went to my book shelf to look up a potion that could get my kitty to love me.

Of course there was only one type of potion. The love potion. Immediately I got to work on it. "Soon you will love me. You're a cat so I doubt you'd love me anymore than you'd love an owner." Her reaction was a slight roll of her head. For a cat she knew how to react to ones words.

I tried as carefully as I could to follow the instructions step by step. Grabbing the last ingredient I ended up crying out in pain. I looked at my hand to find scratch marks on the back of it. My gaze shifted to my cat. I was a little pissed. "Blake! What the fuck?!" Her little paw extended as she swiped the air a few times. It was like she was trying to tell me something.

I shrugged it off and threw the contents into the cauldron. In that same second I saw Blake jump in after the contents landing into the pot. Well... There goes my cat... After a few moments the cauldron started to shake. As did the house. Candles blew out, light bulbs shattered, books fell. What kind of potion is thi--

Before I could finish my thought the cauldron fell on to the ground. Along with what looked to be a naked girl. I didn't have much time to get a closer look before one of my bigger books fell from the shelf hitting me hard on my head. Knocked out cold by a book. Nobody needs to know that.