Quote #1
Me: I can do math quick
Alex: Then what's 38+92
Me:102
Alex: That couldn't be more wrong
Me: I know but it was quick
Alex: *face palms*
Quote #2
Zoe: What's a thot?
Me: *playing Krew Eats* A very thoughtful person
Later at dinner
Zoe: Mason may you please pass the salt
Mason: *Blushes slightly* of course!
Zoe: Thanks Mason your such a thot
Mason: *spits out water*
Quote #3
Me: hey Alex can you spell icup for me
Alex: um... sure
Alex: I C U P
Me: *is on the floor laughing*
Alex: what's so- *realizes what he just said*
Alex: *facepalms* oh my god
Quote #4
Maya: don't break someone's heart they only have one
Me: yeah break their bones instead they have pleanty
Quote #5
Cop: where were you last night
Me: my house
Cop: and where's your house
Me: next to my neighbors house
Cop: and where's your neighbors house
Me:next to my house
Cop: and where's your house
Me: next to my neighbors
Quote #6
Cop: young lady you are arrested for trying to fit 5 people on a motorcycle
Me: wait 5!
Cop: yes
Me: oh no
Cop: is there a problem
Me: Frank fell off
Quote #7
Alex: Haley why are you on the table
Me: this is my house and I can do what I want
Alex: where's the spider
Me: in the corner please kill it
Quote #8
Me: *opens door for Chris*
Me: ladies first *says this to mock him for his high voice*
Chris: excuse me I am queen!
My POV: seriously dude
Quote #9
Me: guys there's a monster under the bed it's the most horrifying thing I've ever seen!
Jack: *under the bed* why do you hate me so much
Quote #10
Zoe: what time is it
Me: dunno let me check *plays radio loudly*
Maya: WHO THE HECK IS PLAYING THE RADIO AT 5:00am
Me: it's 5:00am
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The Gang Incorrect Quotes
Fiksi PenggemarThe gang is me and my friends and this book is just a bunch of funny nonsense with us.
