Yu-Gi-Oh: The Next Dimension

Dear God, what The Fuck?

Since I forgot to do this last time, WE ONLY OWN LISA, IVY, AND ANY OTHER RANDOMNESS IN THIS STORY!

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Ch. 2 … Dear God, what the fuck? (Quote from the esteemed, SkyDoesMinecraft)

 

Ivy gapes and I have to use all my willpower to not rip the golden items from the boys and see if they are what I think they are. They stare at us, partially confused, partially freaked-the-fuck-out, and partially something else I can't describe… "Do we know you?" asks the cat-boy while suspiciously glaring at us. I shake my head and close Ivy's mouth with my hand. "N-no…" The short tri-colored boy jumps up. "Then maybe you guys can tell us where we are?" He gives us a hopeful look and I immediately feel bad, though I can't think why. Ivy gives me the begging puppy face. I ignore her and am about to say something when there's another flash of light, except this time it's coming from the T.V. Everyone immediately jumps and the boys spin around. Two someones get spat out of the T.V. and tumble on the floor. "Kaiba? Mokuba?" The two new-comers sit up, rubbing the back of their heads. The taller one, and I mean TALL, has relatively long hair for a boy, so long that it brushes the top of his cold blue eyes. He's wearing a long white trench coat looking thing, a black T-shirt, and white jeans. The little boy next to him has longer black hair, vaguely reminding me of Raditz from Dragon Ball Z, is wearing a yellow life-jacket looking thing over a green and white striped shirt, and greenish pants. The older one looks up and gives us all a strange look, somewhere between a mix of confusion and a I'm-pissed-at-you face. "What… never mind." He stands up while the younger boy glances around looking positively petrified. "Seto what… what's going on?" Realization hits me like a freight train. "Oh my god…" I whisper. I glance at Ivy. She evidentially had the same realization as me. Seto dusts himself off, looking disgusted. "Kinda offending, ya jerk" I mutter. Another flash lights up the room and several more people tumble out. Kaiba pulls Mokuba out of the way.

 

I now recognize the new-comers and the guys I'd been so stumped over earlier. Yugi, Yami, Bakura, Ryou, Marik and… pfft... Melvin. Seto Kaiba, Mokuba. And now Joey, Tristan, Serenity, Duke and… "Oh dear god." I mumble. Tea sits up and looks at Yugi and then Yami semi-horrified, semi-happy. 'I'm going to have to kill her… Ivy might end up doing that though…' Joey, Tristan and Duke seem on edge, while Serenity looks mystified. She's actually kinda adorable… Like a puppy. "Uhm... excuse my asking," I say, stepping closer so the new-comers can see me. "But, uh… HOW THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE GETTING IN OUR HOUSE THROUGH THE TV?!" Seto growls and turns his back to me while the others shrug. "Not a clue." "Where are we anyways?" asks Yugi. "Uh… well… That's a good question…" I try to think of an answer that doesn't involve the Yu-Gi-Oh TV show… any of them. "Do you guys believe in the alternate universes theory?" Kaiba laughed. "I'd be surprised if any of them even know what a theory is!" This earned him a good couple of glares. I sigh. "Just answer the freakin' question." Yami, Bakura, Melvin and Marik shrug. Joey and Tristan gave me a "Not-a-clue" smile. Yugi, Tea, Serenity, Duke, and Mokuba nod. "Well I think that's what this is considering that, as far as I know, you guys don't exist in this world." 'How the hell am I so calm? I should be freaking out! What is wrong with me?' I wonder. There's another flash of light, thankfully from outside this time, and the power flashes on and off again. I shake a fist towards the roof. "Getting real tired of your shit God!" I snap. Everyone looks at me confused except Ivy who facepalms. I look around, clueless to their confusion. "What?"

 

Opal gets up and goes to sniff all the people she doesn't know. Kaiba looks at her disgusted and goes to kick her. Melvin immediately jumps at Kaiba. "No hurt Melvin's friend!" He snarls. Ivy and I blink. "2 things. 1. Did he just attack Kaiba because of my dog? 2. Did he just speak in third person?" Marik sighs and nods. "Yes and yes…" "Why?" Marik shrugs. "I haven't got a clue. He didn't get that from me, did he Bakura?" "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ASKING ME?!" Ivy giggles. "They are so gay." I smile. "Just a little." While Bakura and Marik argue like an elderly couple, Ivy sits next to Yugi and starts to ask about his hair while I try to get Melvin off of Kaiba. "Easy boy! Down!" Opal's barking at Melvin and Kaiba until Mokuba sits down and starts petting her. When I finally pull Melvin off him, Kaiba dusts himself off and walks out the back door. "Arrogant little prick." I growl. Melvin gave me a questioning look. "Why you help mean boy?" "Because…" I try to think of a good reason. "I have no clue." I sit down cross-legged in front of Melvin. "Why do you talk in third person?" He shrugged. "Don't know, just do."

 

After about half an hour, everyone has settled in. Yami, Yugi and their little gang has settled on the couch and are trying to duel, Marik and Bakura are still arguing like old people while Ryou is trying to keep a fight from breaking out, Ivy is watching Yugi over his shoulder, Kaiba is still outside and me, Melvin and Mokuba are sitting on the floor petting Opal and talking. "So yeah, dueling here is pretty different from how it was where you guys came from." I say. "Big Brother is gunna flip out." snickers Mokuba. "You teach Melvin?" I scratch the back of my head. "Well I'm not that good at it anyways but, I mean… I could try." I stand up. “I'll go grab my deck and I'll teach you both." "You have a deck too?" I turn to see the others giving me a quizzical look. I nod. "So does Ivy but it's kinda crappy." "Who?" I face palm and point at her. "The little blonde headed girl hanging off of Yugi." Ivy jumps up. "I am NOT hanging off of him!" she snaps. Joey immediately looks freaked out. "We never said who we are so how the hell do you know-" "Does it really matter?" I ask. "Maybe I heard one of you say his name? Didja ever think of that?" I just have to hope none of them realize I'm lying… Joey slumps back onto the couch mumbling something about a lousy jerk. He better not be talking about me. I walk into the kitchen and see the clock on the stove. 11:45 it's practically midnight! I turn to Melvin. "I'll show you tomorrow Melvin." I glare at Ivy. "Don't stay up all night. I'm hitting the hay." "Nighty night!" Calls Melvin with a ridiculously childish smile. I wave over my shoulder smiling and head to our room. I change into my pj's, soft grey shorts and a purple t-shirt, and climb into the lower bunk of the bed I share with Ivy. I pull my purple, flower-covered blanket over my head. God I didn't realize I was so tired. 'Well I hope tomorrow turns out better.'

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Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I hope it's relatively longer than the last chapter. Anyways I had this idea. I'm going to do a Pokémon kinda thing and I'm going to call it "Guess the Character". One of the characters will post some things about themselves and then you guys get to guess on who it is. Here's the first one:

As the older sibling, I've got to take care of my younger sibling. Though they can be a pain in the butt, I love them. I'm a proud duelist, though not very good. I tend to ramble about random things. If I had to choose my future career I'd be either a writer or a singer. I tend to be looked at as a child even though I'm a teenager because of my ridiculous antics. Who am I?