The Thing male reader x Rosario + vampire

Introduction

Backstory

The thing has taken on a custom identity as (y/n) (l/n) do to it losing its desire to assimilate this planet instead it became obsessed with human culture as nothing makes a immortal life more entertaining than media. Currently living in Japan with its identity of a high school aged male it decided to apply to different high schools so he can have his own little slice of life and meet fellow cultured individuals to nerd out with. As wholesome as this maybe let's not forget that this is a life form that has assimilated countless galaxies worth of life. So needless to say he's hiding his past.

One fateful day a academy actually sent a acceptance letter to this mysterious "teen" who has no history on file. But that's what intrigued the mysterious school. We will now catch up with (y/n)

(Y/n) POV

I'm standing at the bus stop waiting for the bus for yokai academy. I wonder what type of youthful shenanigans I will get up to will it be action like assassination classroom, or slice of life, maybe I will have a school romance..... can I even feel love? Ehh if it happens I'll give it a try. Ooh what if it's a horror like Another or corpse party..... I'd like to see some classroom curse try killing me off. I wonder if I can assimilate spirits???

A near empty bus arrives and a strange driver. However it's says it's destination is yokai academy so I'm hopping on.

I sit down in the front seat behind the driver which seems to catch the drivers attention.

Driver " how daring to sit next t the only stranger on a open bus. (Closes the door and starts driving ) I wonder if you can keep that bravery up were your going."

I raise an eyebrow.

(Y/n) " is yokai academy supposed to be scary or something?"

He hackles

Driver " it is quite terrifying for the average person deadly even"

I shout out in victory and make the bus driver jump.

(Y/n) " FUCK YEAH SPOOKY TIME"

The bus driver was weirded out and didn't know what to say for a bit until we enter a tunnel then he gives me a rundown about how I can't leave for a while because the bus coming only ever so often. And apparently I would make it through the tunnel on foot.

Once we arrived in a dead Forrest with a red sky he said we were here and stopped the bus. I got off and said farewell to him as well as thanked him for
The ride I even gave him a a tip equal to $200

You see I'm quite wealthy as I took all the possessions of everyone I've assimilated on every planet so I have access to many things I even built me a little pocket dimension storage device to keep all my belonging

I walked through the Forrest and was eventually hit in the back by something. Hearing a feminine cry I pretended to been hurt by the object. Shaking my self off like someone would I looked and noticed a pink haired girl wearing what looked like the female equivalent of my school uniform I also seen her bike on the ground broken. Damn it must have hit me hard if I were a human I might have broken a bone hmm might as well play it up a bit even though Was clothed I mimicked a tire mark shaped bruise on my back. Never know if someone will notice that sort of thing after all it took me quite some time to get that MaCready fellow from Antarctica his struggle for survival was amazing I would have left him alone if I didn't have to eliminate witnesses. Hell he almost killed me in my weakened state after all I had recently just been thawed out at the time. Besides it not like I had all my biomass with me but I have since linked up a portal to all planets holding my biomass meaning if I wanted to I could literally at the push of a button devour this planet and assimilate its organic parts whole, but they get to live as long as there exists good media content to enjoy.