The Thing male reader x Rosario + vampire

Succubus

(Y/n) pov

I was on my way to class with moka when I'm that main hall  dozens of male students were fawning over a busty blue haired girl and I'm not gonna lie I'm am absolutely fascinated with the fact that some of the individuals in this school have completely natural hair colors that should be impossible to my knowledge. As we walk through the crowd to get to our destination she sees me and moka and winks at me confused I give a small cordial wave before continuing to class. 

In class we were being taught about human society and monster society and I learned some new information for example apparently disneys little mermaid was absolute bullshit and I'm not just talking about compared to the original they got nothing correct about mermaids other than water

After class moka decided  to stay behind for some extra curricular so I went to go to my dorm to play video games and watch anime. That's when the blue haired girl from earlier came up to me and baiscally introduced herself as Kurumu Kurono , while she was doing that I could tell she was releasing a heavy amount of pheromones which I assumed was a species thing, she then basically grabbed my hand and dragged me along with her and we ended up in her dorm room.

She then pushed me on her bed and  went to kiss me I stopped her

(Y/n) " you know we litterally just met and I don't put out that easily for one. Second I can tell you must be in heat or something do to the raw amount of hormones and sexually energy you emitting but like you need to at least scout your sexual partners a little more thoroughly, for example I could be in a relationship , I could have diseases , I I could be a weirdo, I could be some sort of terrifying fleshy shape shifting tentacle monster , I could be a killer, so you have proper protection, oh and first and foremost at least ask the other party if they are interested in you first. Like seriously you just introduced yourself to me and grabbed my hand and walked me here without any explanation like did you think I was some sort of mindless sex toy. Honestly All though I am flattered I wish you would have you know at least ask if I was interested in you. "

Kurumu " what how are you not interested it's that moka girl from earlier is it, we'll I won't let anyone get in my way of supreme female dominance over this academy! Love love magic go"

She shot like magic energy hearts at me and I was confused as to what they were meant to do
She then tried taking off my clothes

That when I Bonked her on the head strong enough to send a message light enough not to cause damage.

(Y/n) " NO HORNY!!!! *bonk* GO TO HORNY JAIL!!!! "

Kurumu " how is this possible that damn pink haired vixen stealing the boys attention away from me  looks like I will have to get rid of her but first I must get rid of you, you being able to resist my advances and magic makes you to dangerous for me to let live."

She then grew wings a tail and claws

She then clawed my chest moka then barged in

Moka " (y/n) I knew you would be here I had a feeling I'll help you. "

Moka proceeded to get bitch slapped by the horny monster girl and she flew into me. However when I caught her her rosary came off in my hand an she changed into the Dommy mommy vamp version.

Inner moka " only I'm allowed to make him bleed you succubus bitch "

Kurumu " vampire or not I won't let you steal another guys gaze away from me again after all I'm gonna be the ultimate succubus , yet he wouldn't even take my first kiss or virginity  because he was so fixated on you vampire whore "

(Y/n) " she was a succubus ?!?!? no wonder she was so damn horny  and what do you mean fixated on moka I literally told you it's because I don't know much about you and I'm not easy . Wait your a virgin  and haven't even kissed before why the hell were you so fixated on me just now?"

Inner moka " we'll time to kill the blue haired slut "

she then blasted her through the window and started beating the shit outta her she was then gonna go for the kill but i interfered

(Y/n) " moka I know she's a sexual predator and all when it comes to me but like I have a few reason you shouldn't kill her one it would be pitiful for a succubus to die a virgin in this manner I doubt she would have a proper after life, secondly when the orc tried to kill me and force himself onto you, you didn't kill him and I know for a fact you a far to better than to be a hypocrite who supports that sort of double standard, I know your better than that. Third I wasn't in any actual danger I could have easily defeated her, fourth  we have not read the school rule book we recieved in class earlier today for all we know killing might get us expelled, and finally she's a horny mother fucked but if she made it this far in life not doing anything or hurting anyone I'm sure I could easily teach her the ways of no unsolicited horniness, that way she could keep things under control so yeah I'll take responsibility for her. "

Inner moka " other than the school rule book one which is the best point why are you going so far to protect her?"

(Y/n) " simple two reasons I feel bad for her and see she could use help and second when I was I her room I noticed she had some of my favorite romance anime and manga so I can't let a fellow fan die without good enough reason besides I want to nerd out about some of those series with her so I think we just found the third person in our friend group."

Inner moka " outer moka is a bit jealous of her but she understand your stupid reasoning so I'll spare her for the other moka. "

I the. Tan up and hugged her and whispered in her ear

(Y/n) " thank you scary sexy moka your the best"

She was about to retort with anger but I then put on her rosary .

Outer moka " you said I was sexy....."

She then got red in the face and embarrassed and mumbled to her self

Kurumu " you no wonder I was so drawn to you (y/n) your kindness your ability to resist my charm...... you are my one and only soulmate I can't believe I actually found you my true love ❤️ . I will do my best to win you over properly  my love 😍 "

Moka got a bit jealous

And they both grabbed a arm of mine as if trying to claim me

(Y/n) " honestly I'm new to this whole love scene and since your both interested in me let's get to know each other and bond before we jump into things and if we all shave feelings in the future I don't mind being shared by the two of you if it prevents arguments "

They both got embarrassed that I plainly called out their crushes as is was still new to them and is they ran to their dorms.

If this is how it's going to be I need to study up on all real life and fictional harems/polyamorous relationships I can because I will not be a dense MC . Now the important question is what the fuck does love and attraction feel like?