The Thing male reader x Rosario + vampire

First conflict

(Y/n) POV

After class me and Moka were wandering on campus I was looking for a vending machine to get some apple juice as that shit is delicious while I'm sipping juice she mentions how she is also thirsty and could use something tasty to quench her hunger. I shrugged and pulled the collared my shirt down and motioned for her it was okay to come in for a bite. So that's how we spent a couple of minutes with her sipping my blood and me sipping juice.

(Y/n) " so how'd you enjoy your snack"

She got flustered.

Moka " it's not like I view you as only food I do value our friendship. It's just that your blood is the best in the world better than all I've ever had from packets. It's not like I bite just anyone.... You were my first so you've become quite special to me. Your the only one I'd think about being on blood sucking terms with."

I deadpanned.

(Y/n) " how am I the first one you, bit me within minutes of meeting me like some crack head."

She got super embarrassed and started flailing about not knowing how to react.

(Y/n) " matter of fact within five minutes of meeting, you crashed a bike into me so hard it was obliterated, you kicked me in the face, and then bit me, I'm pretty sure I could have gotten you arrested for attempted murder."

She started tearing up

Moka " b-but I don't want to kill you your my only friend..... I'm Sorry"

I patted her head and laughed

(Y/n) " don't worry I could tell you meant no harm after all your my first friend as well."

She brightened up

Then a douchebag oughta nowhere

Saizo " don't think you can fool me human your just trying to get close to her from your own benefit"

(Y/n) " and who the fuck  even are you?!?!"

Saizo " the names Saizo punk  and I'm mokas future boyfriend don't think I can't tell you are human."

Moka " is it true are you really a human "

She said with fear in her eyes.

(Y/n) " first off I'm not a human second off how could this jack off tell if I was one anyway after all you've drank my blood tell me how human does it taste."

She was confused

Moka " there is a hint of human "

Saizo " see moka he's a filthy puny human."

I swear to god if she believes him even though this school apparently has an anti human barri.... And she fucking believes him.

Moka " even if he is a human he's my friend and I'll protect him. "

Saizo " if that's the case then I'll kill him and take you by force "

He then turns into a giant pig oh he's a orc damn no wonder he's a pervert, guess hentai was right

He then blitzed me and punched me before  I flew away I reached out to grab him but I only had got him with one hand and the other got something else.

Me and him flew into the Forrest were I was impales through the heart on a tree branch he then looked at me and laughed.

Saizo " how's death feel wimp"

I the. Pulled myself off the branch and sealed the hole

Saizo " what in the fuck?!"

About  ready to devour this pork
We are stopped by a sudden blast of energy in the area we came from.

I looked at what was in my hand and saw a cross that moka would wear, damn I snatched her chain

Then in a blur of white and figure flying kicks saizo in the side making him hit the ground.

Saizo " it can't be your a S rank true full blood vampire one of the strongest monsters. But your bustier so I'll still have my way with you."

And then he was kicked in the head and launched into the sky going at least fifty meters away into the Forrest

Inner moka " you won't be touching shit pig. (She then looks at me seeing a hole in my shirt)  well better a rip to your shirt than a fatal injury outer mokas  portable Snack."

I got a good look at her and noticed how fierce and mature she looked like this I then smirked and commented

(Y/n) " damn you went from 'yes ma'am ' too 'your son calls me mommy now'."

She paused at this then sighed

Inner moka " while it's beneficial you aren't scared, your lucky I don't kick your ass for that comment, especially since outer moka would be sad and feel guilty. Hell if you were a monster I would at least give you a punch for that but it'd probably kill or severely  hurt a human . "

(Y/n) " hey what are friends for if you can't joke around with them?"

Inner moka " bold of you to assume you could be my friend...... anyway I'm bored now and I'm wanting to kick your ass more so give me the rosary so my happy go lucky self can celebrate your survival "

I smirk and look her I the eyes while handing her the pendant.

(Y/n) " I may not know the cause of your duo personality but I'd like to talk to you again scary spice."

She groaned in annoyance while putting the necklace. Back together

After a flash of light she's back to pink

Moka " I'm so glad your alive I was worried you were gonna die."

Seizing the opportunity I spoke with conviction

(Y/n) " imma bad bitch, you can't kill me"

I swung my hip to the right side leaned left and snapped my finger

She chuckled

Moka " your so quirky.... Sorry if my inner self scared you."

(Y/n). " I don't mind your unique two sided personality is cool with me besides it's impressive being able to flip between cute and sexy."

She then got super red in the face

And started mumbling to her self the words cute and sexy she then began to steam and ran away to the female dormitory, so I head to the male one I picked my room set it up and opened my pocket dimension inventory to set up a gaming paradise. Seeing this place didn't have internet I used my advanced tech to hook it up myself to be able to connect to WiFi  internet through the barrier.  Welp Gonna play some games then go to bed.