Vampires

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Threat level: moderate

Danger zone(s): mouth (Fangs especially), eyes

How to recognize them: You can notice their species by how they act. They avoid religious places, especially churches, chapels, and synagogues. They won't go near picket fences. They have odd phobias, such as trees, crosses, and water. They are usually "players" or "sluts".

How to beat them: soak pointy stick in holy water, wrap a cross necklace around it, and stab in heart. Technically, the pointy stick would be enough, but holy water and crosses burn like hell for them, making it more entertaining. Holy water also promotes paralysis, giving you a chance to get away if you miss.

Suggested weapons: any pointy piece of wood, holy water, cross, or other religious artifacts.

How to befriend: unless you want to become dinner, just don't even try. No. Go home. You're obviously drunk.

Notes: Carry holy water and crosses everywhere. Even drink that holy water. Become as inedible as possible.

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