Obama pov
i forgot where i left off so if its not starting where i ended ignore it .
i opened my eyes to see buff quackity and mr clean having an intense make out , my eyes started watering , snot dripping down my face making a bubble . i pissed my pants and heard a pffffffffft noise , both of then turned and pointed at me laughing . i looking down and saw that i was having explosive diarrhea . i cried harder and farted a lot with sweat dripping as well . the poop started staining my beautiful suit “ STOP IT EEUGHHGH ” i cried out .
i woke up and realized it was all a dream , i looked to the window to see this green teletubby
i started sobbing at the sight and farting a lot , i looked down and saw that i had pissed myself during the nightmare . i heard loud thumps getting louder and saw that quackity was in his feral state as a spinosaurus . he cradled me like a baby and saw that my snot was making another huge bubble .
out of fear he flung me out the window to which the teletubby catches me . “ hey darlin i'm dream ” dream says winking . “ AAAAH ! ” i screamed slapping dream in the face . he throws me back through the window and i saw that quackity is no longer feral . he got caught off guard and i dropped on him , i heard something pop and saw that the balloon he was blowing .
he looks at me and started sobbing , i grabbed his jaw and started the intense make out . i pushed myself towards him more to the point where our lips was touching , i bit his upper lip to ask for entrance when he bit mine back . i bit his bottom lip to gain dominance and when he goes in to bite mine i gained entrance . that was until he started choking , i pulled away and saw dream?! " HEY ! " i said