Comedy of Errors

Chapter 3: Make it or break it

Notes: For some reason this was the least liked chapter but the one I remember writing. i was eating chili REALLY hot chili

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Summary: Dancing with Error

Ink was leaving LanternTale and was on his way to DanceTale. Today he was going around seeing if everything was okay with some of the AUs he might have neglected a bit.

Arriving in DanceTale was easy it was getting through that was the hard part but with a shake and jig and all-around baltering with each monster he made it to Sans and Papyrus's house. Papyrus invited him inside after he asks how things were going. Nothing seems to be wrong but Papyrus asked if Ink could help him with dinner. Seeing no harm in it he agreed. Papyrus was overjoyed to have someone try out his news spaghetti recipe.

The plate looked fine, Like any old regular spaghetti but this was Papyrus and even with spaghetti being a beginner meal to cook he still had few problems in the edible Department. Slapping on a smile he accepted a plate and took a bite.

Regrets filled Inks every thought. If Blue can be a deadly Taco dealer then this Papyrus was a smiling murderer. His newest 'recipe' contained ghost peppers, which left Ink in the worst situation possible. His summoned tongue was made of magic, his entire being was made of magic! The fire he felt was coursing through his entire body and he had to sit there shaking sweating and smile as he told Papyrus it was great but the peppers were throwing it all of.

Ready to explode into flame Ink ran out of the house and rolled in the snow in hopes of putting out the Hellfire, and briefly wondered if it was possible to erase his tongue and entire month. After about 10 minutes of rolling in the snow, Ink moved on, in hopes of finding Sans so he could warn him about the deathly plate that awaits him for dinner.

Quickly dancing and avoiding monsters until he made it to the Echo flower patch. Where he saw dance standing in a clearing a little bit away from him. He was with someone so Ink crunched into a nearby Bush and watched as whatever was happening played out as he knew he couldn't intervene or at least shouldn't. Wish he didn't when Papyrus asked for his help, he could still feel the burning.

A muffled Yelp brought him back to the scene before him.

"You had it that time but you just turned the wrong way, too soon."

"Too soon right."

"Come on don't let not getting it on the 1st-night flare you up." Dance said with a chuckle.

"Or I should stop! I can't even get the direction right."

"Yeah, we have been going at it for hours." Dance said with a sigh. " But let's try again, let's go one more try and this time give me all you got. Everything we learned from the '90s to the '00s!" He smirks taking a step back. "Ready! GO!"

Ink looking on from the brushes with his mouth slightly open as he watched Error spin and swirl on his hands and even his head at times as if gravity had lifted around him. Ink was on edge watching this dangerous activity holding his head as if it was him doing the spinning. Dance was walking around Error shouting and cheering out things like the 1990s, flares, and something about chairs spinning and elbows! Every other trick dance shouted out Error would get up and walk around then pop and slide into the next one. Ink hadn't realized he was standing until dance called out taisuke something and Error fell flat. It was just so fast-paced and exciting, Ink quickly covered his mouth and bent back into the brushes.

"Damnit!" Error called out from the floor.

"Damnit is right you were so close your flow was on point. But don't worry we'll work on it next time." Dance paused walking up to a dejected Error laying on the ground. "There will be a next time?" He asked without really asking, just checking if whether out of frustration Error will destroy their world or not. He offered his hand when no reply came. Guess that a good thing dance thought to himself.

"I'm still a Sans, a crazy one but still a Sans." Error said slapping the hand away and getting up on his own. "You don't have to keep asking about the next time." He grumbled.

A moment of silence passed as Error dusted himself off.

"Well I'm sure dinners ready now or something and Papyrus is-"

"Yeah yeah I'm off."

"Practice makes perfect. See you next time." dance said slowly walking back to town. Error opened a glitch portal and left as well. Ink shot up out of the bushes ready to chase dance but he was gone. he had teleported out before he got to him.

Ink stood alone in the clearing wondering how long this had been going on and why was dance cool with it? what did being a Sans have to do with destroying this world. Question after question flicked through his mind. He could easily get the answers but there was no way he was going back to Papyrus and his 'new recipe'.