2: baby I aint yer momma

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Mitsuya: It's been 30 minutes, are they okay?

Mikey: let them be

Baji: yeah they probably eating dn

Mikey: Dn?

Baji: DEEZ NUTZ

Chifuyu😊: DEEZ NUTZ (I'm sorry)

Smiley😁: DWEZ WONYS

Angry👹: DAYZ NOUTS

Mitsuya: OH they survive

Daddy kitten: barely

Draken: what did you even do?

Smiley😁: she strapped us

Mitsuya: AYO-

Angry👹: and made us watch happy tree friends

Mikey: OH that's not the bad

Daddy kitten: but before I made them watch that, I tickled them for like 30 minutes

Draken: I'm wondering how they're alive

Smiley😁: she's torture

Angry👹: nah we ded

Smiley😁: dead as fuck

Mikey: dead as my soul

TakeMICHY: nah jit on his dark impulse

Daddy kitten: #brocken🥀🖤

Draken: nah you did him wrong

TakeMICHY: SORRY MIKEY

Daddy kitten: #hurtbroken

     Daddy kitten: they laugh at me cause I'm

Smiley😁: EMOOO

Angry👹: EMOO

Mitsuya: nahhh

Baji: jit gonna die

Draken: Mikey is across me and he's just quiet all of the sudden

Chifuyu😊: OH WE DEAD FOR REAL

Daddy kitten: Aight Imma head out

TakeMICHY: I'm running 600 miles bye-

Daddy kitten: I just realized Mikey lives few blocks away from me

Baji: OH SHIT

Daddy kitten: RIP ATLEAST I DIDNT DIE A VIRGIN

Daddy kitten: unlike Takemitchy

Baji: Y/N DISSING EVERYONE ATM AND IM LIVING FOR IT

Chifuyu😊: watch yourself being the  next target

Takemichi: STFU YOU SINGLE ASS

Daddy kitten: Who said I was single?🥱

Smiley😁: Ayo what

Mikey: who is it then?

Daddy kitten: Emma, Yuzuha and Hina

Daddy kitten: Mrs steal your gal😩💅

Draken: WTF

Mikey: HUH??

Takemichy: HOLD UP

Hakkai: WHAT DID SHE SAYYY???

Daddy kitten: MIRROR ON THE WALL

Takemichy: You can't just

Daddy kitten: HERE WE ARE AGAIN💃🕺

Daddy kitten: But fr I've taken them on dates so better catch up boo🥰

Hanma: When Smiley told us she was a different breed, he was stating facts

Smiley😁: DANG SHAWTY WHO U TAKING NEXT?

Daddy kitten: heehee

Angry👹: I guess we never know

Daddy kitten: OH I know

Daddy kitten: I'm pan for a reason😗

Baji: yeah a pancake

Daddy kitten: SHUT YER DUMBASS UP

Daddy kitten: Vampire lookin ass🙄

Chifuyu😊: DAMNN

Hanma: SHE DID U WRONG

Angry👹: Stop acting like you didn't get insulted aswell🤔

Draken: PLS JJAHAJSGS

Smiley😁: nah he fr just hiding his tears

Hakkai: but come to think of it you do looking like him but taller

Daddy kitten: AYE DONT DO NOYA LIKE THAT

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