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Daddy kitten: guess who was running from the cops again😘

Izana: Istg Y/n-

Smiley😁: IT WAS SO FUNNY

Angry👹: SHE WAS LIKE

Smiley😁: SMACK HIS ASS LIKE A DRUM

Angry👹: AND WE JUST RAN

Draken: rewind there

Mikey: basically we were at the mall and we saw Baji and Chifuyu so Y/n goes to smack their asses and they started chasing her

Daddy kitten: WE DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A GROUP OF COPS AROUND SO THEY SUSPECTED US FOR STEALING AND STARTED CHASING US ALL TOGETHER

Hanma: atleast it wasn't the cops ass

Daddy kitten: BOI SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I GET DEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUTH

Kakucho: don't give Y/n ideas

Izana: nope it happened before

Kakucho: WAIT what

Mitsuya: since when-

Takemichi: I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPNED

Senju: OH WAS THIS WHEN YOU U GOT ARRESTED FOR THE FIRST TIME???

Daddy kitten: pls bby I love you but don't expose me like that 😭

Draken:I'm just scared to see Y/n records at this point

Daddy kitten: ITS NOT THAT BAD

Izana: you had two files already-

Daddy kitten: 🐿ʙᴏɪ🐿ᴡʜᴀᴛ🐿ᴛʜᴇ🐿ʜᴇʟʟ🐿 ʙᴏɪ🐿

Daddy kitten: IZANA I THOUGHT U WERE MY SECRET KEEPER <\3

Kakucho: you still have me Y/n

Izana: I'm only your lil body guard cause I was told to.

Daddy kitten: SHUT UP YOU LITTERALLY GREW UP WITH ME SINCE KIDS

Kakucho: NOW Izana don't be making fights

Smiley😁: HUHH IS IT TIME FOR A Y/N LIFES STORYTIME???

Daddy kitten: nahh ya'll will never know

Daddy kitten: except for Izana and Kakucho cause I grew up with them

Sanzu: at this point I'm thinking Y/n is a 78 yrs old man

Daddy kitten: DO U THINK AN OLD MAN WOULD HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY LIKE ME?

Daddy kitten: IM PRETTY SURE ID HAVE A STROKE AND DIE WHEN IM 78

Izana: plus Y/n sucks at being undercover

Kakucho: true that

Daddy kitten: Anyways yall wanna summon a demon with me??

Smiley😁: LETS SUMMON SUKUNA

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