part 2 lol
Darry:
*boyfriend gets back*
my cousin: we were talking ab different horror movie scenarios you could've died from.
random dude: but ig it doesn't matter now bc here you are.
(Darry being the random dude, Soda being my cousin, Pony being boyfriend)
Soda: i'm not getting in the sink; what am i? an ape? *proceeds to get in the sink*
Pony:
me: wait until she turns two
her: she turns two tomorrow
(y/n being me, her being Pony)
Dallas:
him: you almost died
me: that's why it's funny
(the gang being him, Dallas being me)
Steve:
everyone: how do you keep those so white?
him: i clean them
(the gang being everyone, Steve being him)
Johnny: holly, if you were a song you'd be orange juice and mrs potato head by melanie martinez
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Needed Me by Rihanna is the vibe rn tbh
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the outsiders || preferences
Fanfic"stay gold, ponyboy." hi here's some imagines and preferences or something. 7/8/21
