Pastor J came out his office. "Lord, when You called me, You ain't said nothin' 'bout dealing with ignant ass folks!" He kept walking, down the corridor leading to the fellowship hall. Looking up he read the sign overhead: The Daddy So n So Fellowship Hall. "Mannnn you got some skeletons and some nerve Brother!" He continued into the room, snatching a big piece of chicken and some sweet tea off the table. Sis. Travis made the best sweet tea this side of heaven! The kids called it "Diabetes in a Dixie Cup". As he chewed the gristle off the bone, he contemplated what he would say to the "hat".
After Pastor J finished cleaning up the evidence, (you didn't dare mess with the Kitchen/Hospitality Committee) he left the room. Pastor made his way to the sanctuary where the mysterious woman sat. "Good day, Sister....uh?" He faltered, stuttered and finally just shut his mouth.
"My name is Mrs.Fluella So n So. Daddy So n So was my husband!"
"The hell you say!", Pastor J, exclaimed.
"I mean, I mean, uhh....." Mrs. Fluella's face blanched visibly.
"Excuse me, Pastor?"
"I'm sorry Sister, but you caught me off-guard. Forgive me, please. Oh, Lord forgive me!"
Now what happened next nobody expected...
The current So n So family arrived at the church for the private viewing.
(Lawd, take me NOW!)
Pastor J fainted.
