Mother So n So was helped to her seat, where she bowed her head. The front Ushers moved forward to stand in front of her to fan and console her. All of a sudden a wail came out of nowhere. The Ushers in the back rolled their eyes to the ceiling as Daddy So and So's great aunt Euphemia Johnson was being wheeled through the door and down the aisle.
" Aww Lawd just let me see him, let me see him!!! My nephew gone yall he gone. Awww Jesus!" The nurse slowly rolled the the wheelchair of her patient, as if she were on the red carpet.
"Ooh sashay Shantay", whispered Uncle Peaches, as he videod from his phone.
Aunt Euphemia screamed out again, as if she was parked right up to the casket. " Jesus Jesus Jesuuuuussss!" Aunt Euphemia stopped wailing..."who in the hell put my nephew in this bull-" "Aunt Euphemia noooo!", someone yelled out. "Who tryna shush me? Hell I'm grown!! I been here longer than any of y'all muth-"
" Auntie stop cussin in these folks church! They ain't gone never let us come back over here!"
" I ain't got to come back, they Passa a punk anyway, no offense Peaches!"
"None taken Auntie!"
Suddenly Euphemia laid eyes on Mrs. So and So #2. "Who this heffa heah??? "
I'm Mrs. So and So."
Aunt Euphemia pointed her long, bony fingers at the woman--"THE HELL YOU SAY!!!"
