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Chapter 10 Look, we're on TV

Chapter 10

Look, we're on TV

Charlie POV.

"You want us to what?" I asked.

"I want you and your friends to be special guests on duel talk tonight", said Nico. "Yuya will also be joining you tonight".

"But, why would we need to be on a talk show?" Asked Seviathan.

"Because, people are curious about the four duelists who defeated Lio's top duelists", said Nico. "And, like I said, they ship Charlie with Yuya. But not just that, they also ship him with Octavia and Helsa".

"Ha", said Helsa. "So they ship me and tomato boy, huh? This'll be interesting".

"I'm the only one who gets to decide who fertilises my egg" said Octavia.

"So, are you in or out?" Asked Nico.

"We're in" we said.

Later that evening.

"Welcome everyone to duel talk", said Nico. "And do I have a treat for you. Because tonight, we'll get to be face to face, with duelling hot topics. First, avenging his father's disgrace, making a name for himself and the sultan of Pendulum summoning, Yuya Sakaki". Yuya then sat down on one of the chairs.

"Next, the babe with that will give you the bird. The gothic, and British, Octavia Goitia". Octavia then sat behind Yuya.

"Up next, she's a beauty, but mess with her and her fangs will be skin deep. The lovely and vile, Helsa VonEldritch". Helsa then sat next to Octavia.

"Next, Helsa's brother in both blood and fangs. The creep from the deep, Seviathan VonEldritch". Seviathan then sat next to Helsa.

"And, last, but by no means least. She is the queen of her dream, the sunshine in every demon and the only duelist that Declan said he could lose to her. Charlie Magne". Charlie then sat next Yuya.

"Well now, let's start with the first question that everybody has been asking", said Nico. "And I quote, 'where the hell did you come from?'".

"From our mother's Vaginas" said Seviathan.

"Ha ha ha, very funny", said Nico. "But seriously".

"You wouldn't believe us if we told you", said Helsa. "So, what's next?".

"What do you think of the Lio Institute?" Asked Nico. Charlie and her friends began to laugh.

"That shit show", said Helsa. "It's all flash, and no bang".

"Or to put it in 'plebeian' terms", said Octavia. "It sucks more dick then a filled up whore house".

"What about you Yuya?" Asked Nico.

"I agree with Helsa and Octavia", said Yuya. "The people at Lio talk a big game, but when push comes to shove, all they care about is money. I wouldn't be surprised that if one of their teachers got shot, they wouldn't give a damn about it".

"You seem to have strong views on that" said Nico.

"Given how the people of paradise city treated him like shit, ya can't blame him", said Octavia. "You can't believe how many times I heard that Sylvio fucker talk and I wanted to yell 'SHUT UP YOU BASTARD!'".

"Really?" Asked Nico.

"Yeah, I highly doubt that even his own lackeys like him" said Helsa.

"And those three students that old hag sent to fight us", said Seviathan. "They were utterly useless. Hell, I know people who dropped out of school that are more skilled than them. Hahahahaaaaaaaa!".

"Now now, be fair", said Charlie. "They don't really know that much about us, unlike Yuya here, he was on TV before us".

"Speaking of which", said Helsa. "Where every that bastard Sledgehammer is, I hope he's suffering. And that stupid fake accent, god, that's annoying".

"So, for the final question", said Nico. "What's your girl's opinion on Yuya and the recent ships surrounding you lot?". Charlie sighed at this.

"If were being honest", said Charlie. "I'm bisexual and I already have a girlfriend". Everybody in the audience and the room began to murmur and whisper.

"So you're Bisexual?", asked Yuya. "Cool".

"You think I'm 'cool'?" Asked Charlie.

"Yeah", said Yuya. "I got a cousin who's bisexual, and he's a nice guy. The common fault is that most people are exposed to mass media versions of stereotypes leading to a common misconception of certain people in society".

"Huh?" Asked everyone.

"In other words", said Yuya. "I blame the media's inability to accept that not everyone's the same".

"Oh" said Everyone.

"As for me", said Seviathan. "He's not as bad as they Sylvio bastard. He's also a lot nicer and not as stupid".

"What about you, Helsa?" Asked Nico.

"Oh, I would let him wreck me", said Helsa with a hint of lust in her eyes. "Yeah, he's very considerate to women. Even asking us if we wanted the first donuts".

"Do I like?", asked Octavia. "Yes. Would my father like him? Yes. Would my mother like him? Only if he was wearing tux and calling her 'mistress' or 'm'lady'".

"Why?" Asked Nico.

"She's a classist", said Octavia. "And VERY full of herself".

"Well, that's a shame" said Nico.

"And Charlie", said Nico. "You still haven't told us what you think of Yuya". This made Charlie nervous.

"Well, uh", said Charlie. "He is rather nice. Not to mention he always makes me laugh. He reminds me a lot of my friends back home. Only, a lot less violent".

"And what about YOU Yuya?", asked Nico. "What's you opinion?".

"In my opinion", said Yuya. "They are all future champions. Octavia performed multiple rank ups on the same turn. That kind of training takes years. Hell, Dipper hadn't even learned it yet. Helsa was able to preform the rare accel synchro and finished off Kitt like a snack. Seviathan has a great fusion strategy for his deck. And for Charlie, I see the next Declan".

"Also, I got a question", said Nico. "What's up with the freaky monsters in your deck". Charlie, Seviathan, Helsa and Octavia looked at each other and smiled.

"Because we want to put on a horror show" they said.

"If you want a horror show", said Yuya. "Just see the Emoji Movie". Everyone laughed.