This is a mock trailer, it is NOT final
(Yuya opens the door to a conference room).
Lucifer: Welcome Mr. Sakaki.
Lucifer: I have a proposition for you.
Yuya: What's that?
Lucifer: I want you to live in my palace for one year.
(Yuya spits out his drink in shock).
Yuya (in shock): WHAT!
(News reporters gathering the Arc League Stadium)
Yoko: Take good care of Yuya.
Yuya (embarrassed): Mom, I can take care of myself.
(Yuya enters the Limo and is soon driven through a portal straight to hell).
Yuya (looking out a window): Wow.
(The Limo arrives at the Lucifer's palace and Yuya and Charlie get out).
Charlie: Well, uh, welcome to hell Yuya. Enjoy your stay.
Announcer: Coming soon.
Yuya: So anyone who's died can just come here and pay you to kill someone in the living world?
Blitzo: That's pretty much the long and shit of it.
Moxxie: Don't you mean 'short', sir?
Blitzo: No.
Announcer: Get ready.
(Yuya armed with a knife and rope facing a demon pig).
Yuya: Come here porky.
Charlie (concerned): Is he gonna be okay.
Millie: Ya worry too much, ya know that? He's got this.
Announcer: For Yuya's most Prideful.
(Yuya looks out from the palace window).
Yuya: So everybody here used to be a human before they died?
Charlie: Well, 95% of them any way.
Lucifer: And I rule over every single one.
Announcer: Most Greedy.
(Yuya enters a palace made of gold).
Mammon: Haha, my favourite colours, green and gold.
Announcer: Most Wrathful.
(Yuya enters a Wild West area).
Satan: Only the toughest, meanest, nastiest inhabitants of this place can compete for THAT title.
Announcer: Most Slothful.
Belphegor: Take these and they'll sleep in no time.
(Yuya walks through a demonic fantasy land).
Announcer: Most Gluttonous.
(Yuya looks at overweight demons stuffing themselves).
Beelzebub (with mouthful): Please, help yourselves, the food ain't cursed.
Announcer: Most Envious.
(Yuya is now on a boat).
Blitzo: Batten down the hatches ya bitches.
Moxxie: Do you even know where we are?
Leviathan: Everyone's envious of something, even you.
Announcer: Most Lustful
(Yuya wanders into a strip club).
Stripper: Oh, is that Yuya Sakaki?
Stripper 2: He's even cuter in person.
Stripper 3: Cute? More like HOT!.
Yuya (embarrassed): Am I even legally allowed to be in here?
Asmodeus: Who cares, you can fuck any of them.
Announcer: As he meets royalty.
Lucifer: Since you are our special, eh, ambassador from the human world, you are our special guest for our meeting.
Announcer: Overlords.
Missi Zilla: HAHAHAAA! Aw, look at this, wittle Zuzie wants to pway with the big giwls.
Theator: Our star has arrived. Let's hope he doesn't fuck it up.
Velvet: Don't worry, your dolly will take care.
Vox: Holt shit! I was not expecting that.
Valentino (dragging Yuya into his brothel): I only got the best for you, Mr. Sakaki.
Aster: You were invited?
Kite: I somehow believe that.
Announcer: Imps
Yuya: Isn't this degrading for you?.
Alexis: I'd rather serve Asmodeus than that moth pimp.
Blitzo: That and Asmodeus gets more customers.
Announcer: Hellhounds
Vortex: According to my boss, you're Yusho's son.
Yuya (curiously): How does she know?
Announcer: And Sinners.
Angel Dust: Welcome to the Happy Hotel kid.
Nifty: Hi, I'm Nifty.
Mrs. Mayberry: All it takes is one bad deed kid, and your life can go to hell.
(Yuya avoids a shark, a gun shot before breaking the user's arm and the pulled out his own weapon).
Announcer: Hazbin Arc-V Yuya in Hell.
Yoko: Please be safe Yuya.
Nico: Oh come on, what's the worst that could happen?
(Everyone stares at him).
Nico (embarrassed): Oh right, I forgot.
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Hazbin Arc-V
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