Yuya in Hell moc trailer

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This is a mock trailer, it is NOT final

(Yuya opens the door to a conference room).

Lucifer: Welcome Mr. Sakaki.

Lucifer: I have a proposition for you.

Yuya: What's that?

Lucifer: I want you to live in my palace for one year.

(Yuya spits out his drink in shock).

Yuya (in shock): WHAT!

(News reporters gathering the Arc League Stadium)

Yoko: Take good care of Yuya.

Yuya (embarrassed): Mom, I can take care of myself.

(Yuya enters the Limo and is soon driven through a portal straight to hell).

Yuya (looking out a window): Wow.

(The Limo arrives at the Lucifer's palace and Yuya and Charlie get out).

Charlie: Well, uh, welcome to hell Yuya. Enjoy your stay.

Announcer: Coming soon.

Yuya: So anyone who's died can just come here and pay you to kill someone in the living world?

Blitzo: That's pretty much the long and shit of it.

Moxxie: Don't you mean 'short', sir?

Blitzo: No.

Announcer: Get ready.

(Yuya armed with a knife and rope facing a demon pig).

Yuya: Come here porky.

Charlie (concerned): Is he gonna be okay.

Millie: Ya worry too much, ya know that? He's got this.

Announcer: For Yuya's most Prideful.

(Yuya looks out from the palace window).

Yuya: So everybody here used to be a human before they died?

Charlie: Well, 95% of them any way.

Lucifer: And I rule over every single one.

Announcer: Most Greedy.

(Yuya enters a palace made of gold).

Mammon: Haha, my favourite colours, green and gold.

Announcer: Most Wrathful.

(Yuya enters a Wild West area).

Satan: Only the toughest, meanest, nastiest inhabitants of this place can compete for THAT title.

Announcer: Most Slothful.

Belphegor: Take these and they'll sleep in no time.

(Yuya walks through a demonic fantasy land).

Announcer: Most Gluttonous.

(Yuya looks at overweight demons stuffing themselves).

Beelzebub (with mouthful): Please, help yourselves, the food ain't cursed.

Announcer: Most Envious.

(Yuya is now on a boat).

Blitzo: Batten down the hatches ya bitches.

Moxxie: Do you even know where we are?

Leviathan: Everyone's envious of something, even you.

Announcer: Most Lustful

(Yuya wanders into a strip club).

Stripper: Oh, is that Yuya Sakaki?

Stripper 2: He's even cuter in person.

Stripper 3: Cute? More like HOT!.

Yuya (embarrassed): Am I even legally allowed to be in here?

Asmodeus: Who cares, you can fuck any of them.

Announcer: As he meets royalty.

Lucifer: Since you are our special, eh, ambassador from the human world, you are our special guest for our meeting.

Announcer: Overlords.

Missi Zilla: HAHAHAAA! Aw, look at this, wittle Zuzie wants to pway with the big giwls.

Theator: Our star has arrived. Let's hope he doesn't fuck it up.

Velvet: Don't worry, your dolly will take care.

Vox: Holt shit! I was not expecting that.

Valentino (dragging Yuya into his brothel): I only got the best for you, Mr. Sakaki.

Aster: You were invited?

Kite: I somehow believe that.

Announcer: Imps

Yuya: Isn't this degrading for you?.

Alexis: I'd rather serve Asmodeus than that moth pimp.

Blitzo: That and Asmodeus gets more customers.

Announcer: Hellhounds

Vortex: According to my boss, you're Yusho's son.

Yuya (curiously): How does she know?

Announcer: And Sinners.

Angel Dust: Welcome to the Happy Hotel kid.

Nifty: Hi, I'm Nifty.

Mrs. Mayberry: All it takes is one bad deed kid, and your life can go to hell.

(Yuya avoids a shark, a gun shot before breaking the user's arm and the pulled out his own weapon).

Announcer: Hazbin Arc-V Yuya in Hell.

Yoko: Please be safe Yuya.

Nico: Oh come on, what's the worst that could happen?

(Everyone stares at him).

Nico (embarrassed): Oh right, I forgot.

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