Kurapika One Shots

idk wut this is

[Name]: Who are you?

Kurapika: Who am I? I don't even know myself anymore... I lost everything...

[Name], sweatdropping: I meant your name...

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Kurapika, a mafia boss who has killed numerous people and is extremely cold to everyone.

[Name] and the boys: Protect this man.

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[Name]: What's that burning smell?

Kurapika, who was encouraged (more like teased) by Leorio to try and flirt with you and is now leaning awkwardly against the counter: My desire for you.

[Name]: ...Kurapika you left our cookies in the oven.

Kurapika: oH SHI-

*insert Gon and Killua crying over the tray of burnt cookies and Leorio laughing like a maniac*

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Ging: *appears*

[Name] and Leorio: *pounces on him*

Kurapika: *pointlessly trying to calm them down but also wants to beat Ging's ass because the asshole deserves it*

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Kurapika: I want someone with poise, graceful, an-

[Name]: Hey everyone! *trips on absolutely nothing*

Kurapika: ...

Kurapika: That's the one. I just- I want them with me.

pls end my suffering.