What it takes to be an AU Destroyer

Somewhere in the Anti-Void...

"Ho Ho Ho, look at me, I'm Underfell Sans, I'm all edgy and I hate everything, but I also don't like hating ! Boo hoo !"

"And I am Underswap Sans and I am always happy cause I think I'm the best and I'm too stupid to realize I'm a mistake !"

"And I am Horror Sans ! I want to eat you !"

"Grrr ! Then I am going to kill you !"

"No ! I am Ink Sans, and I like stupid shitty AUs like you ! I will protect your worthy lives by killing you and pretend I did my job !"

The four puppets started bumping each other while Error made some battle noises. He ended up throwing the Underfell, Underswap and Horror ones away, and put the last one on the ground.

"Oh no ! I am all defeated ! I hope someone doesn't take advantage of this situation to kill me !"

He grabbed the Ink puppet, and shook it.

"Oh no ! It's Error ! I am so weak, I'm going to die !" He squeaked, mimicking his rival's voice.

"Yes, pray for your life..." He added, in his normal voice this time.

"Oh, please Error, don't end my meaningless miserable life, I won't put myself in your way, I promise !"

"Well, that sure is interesting... but you won't either if I do THIS !"

He slammed the Ink puppet on the ground multiple times with violence, again and again before finally throwing it into the distance with force, where it disappeared from his view.

"...and this and this ! Now, not so talkative, are you ?!"

 He sniggered, and grabbed some strings from his eyes, before throwing them around to collect all the discarded replicas and bringing back... three puppets.

Huh ? Where's the Ink one ?

He began looking across the Anti-Void, without finding it. While searching, he spotted something familiar. He approached it. It was a portal like the ones he'd open to travel to other AUs. But this one wasn't his creation. He would have felt it. He looked through it. On the other side was a version of the Anti-Void similar to his, but much more empty, like his first was. Error hesitated to actually cross it. It could be a trap. He would have probably turned away if he hadn't seen something even more interesting in it.

He crossed the portal, and approached the body. He knew this form. It was the one of a normal human. However, what wasn't normal about them was their deep blue skin. Or their cyan hair. Or the Error messages and other glitches floating around them. It took Error a few minutes to understand what was in front of him.

"W-W-w-WhAT tHE FU-