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14 things you should absolutely NEVER say to a One Direction fan

"It's so obvious that Harry will go solo soon". ERMM NO.

Warning: This story will probably leave you ragey by the end.

1. "I decided to go to the On The Road Again tour at 8.50am and then just got front row tickets. I don't even know the words. What else do they sing apart from What Makes You Beautiful? Hahaha how funny is that?"
Hahahaha yeah that's great, so happy for you... Sleep with one eye open, yeah?

2. "Harry's the only good looking one really, he's so hot omg what is life I can't believe I have a crush on him. To be honest I don't even know who the others are."
Yes, it's a truth universally acknowledged that Harry Styles is hotter than the inside of a cheese toastie, but the others are also blindingly attractive y'know. Do your research please.

3. "So is Neil Hiron the Irish one with the blonde hair? He's quite cute actually, maybe he should be my favourite."
Ya feckin ejit.

4. "God, One Direction aren't even a proper band. Anyone who comes from the bloody X Factor is just so manufactured and doesn't represent real music. They don't even write their own songs you know."
More often than not, this comment will be said by someone who has only ever listened to WMYB or LWWY. Educate yourselves you philistines, start with Stockholm Syndrome then progress to Fireproof.

5. "LOL, Zayn and Perrie are blatantly never going to actually get married. Shall we put a bet on when they'll stop wearing their rings and then split up? I don't even ship them tbh."
When they do tie the knot, we are going to track you down, find you and throw confetti right in your eye. And then maybe smush cake in your face.

6. "I think my favourite member is probably Lewis. Hahaha he loves carrots, he's so funny."
No thank you goodbye.

7. "Errr… You do know that you'll never actually get to meet them, or date them, or end up marrying them don't you at any point in the future, don't you? You're literally wasting your life being a fan. Okay just checking."
Funnily enough that has vaguely occurred to all of us at some point along the line, but that doesn't actually affect anything when you genuinely love a band. (Also NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE).

8. "Christ on a cracker Harry needs a haircut ASAP."
Alright we admit it's slightly out of control these days, but Harry's long locks are also the most glorious sight known to man and there's also a large chance that your hair is terrible.

9. "I heard he's gay..."
OH REALLY, PLEASE CONTINUE TO TELL ME ALL OF THESE NEW RUMOURS YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT.

10. "5 Seconds of Summer are the new 1D. I only went to the One Direction tour to watch 5SOS perform really. I've totally swapped fandoms over the past year or so."
Don't let the door hit you on the way out then, love. 5SOS and 1D are both equally incredible, it is possible to like more than one band y'know.

11. "Larry isn't real. Elounor isn't real. Zerrie isn't real. Sophiam isn't real. *insert any other shipping name* totally isn't even real. They're so fake, you can just tell."
Unless you'd like to declare World War 3 officially open, then we suggest that you just keep your gob shut with any of these ones, it's really not worth it.

12. "I know this girl who's got a mate who's cousin said that her friend's sister's brother's niece slept with Harry/Liam/Niall/Louis/Zayn at this party."
Bitch we follow approximately fifty nine Twitter update accounts specifically for this kind of important information, and therefore we know that this is a porky pie. Move along.

13. "You won't even remember them or their music in a few years time, they're such a fad. Give it a couple of months, Harry will go solo and they won't be around anymore."
Pretty sure you've been saying this since 2010 and OH LOOK, they're still slaying the entire planet.

14. "You like One Direction? What, are you like 12?"
YEAH AND I HAD A SICK TIME MATE, SO KEEP LAUGHING.

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