Sunday- the eve of hump day eve's eve
Monday- the eve of hump day eve
Tuesday- hump day eve
Wednesday- hump day
Thursday- the day after hump day
Friday- the day after, the day after hump day
Saturday- the day that I'm too lazy to make a name for, I'll probably forget it anyway because I only worry about the eve of hump day eve's eve and the day after, the day after hump day