When I'm trying to be quiet in the kitchen:
* walks into table*
* stubs toe*
* trips*
* drops spoon*
* drops spoon again*
* slowly walks over to trashcan*
* makes floor creak as loudly as possible while going to throw pudding cup away*
* gets back to room*
Haha! I'm a fucking ninja.
* falls and makes a big crash*
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