Natsu Hates it When Zeref is Bored

Strip

I wonder how many of you are going to laugh at this.

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When Natsu woke up late in the morning. He checked his body for anything out of the ordinary, but he didn't feel anything wrong, so he went to a mirror to see if his skin had changed color. Nope, it looked just fine. He wasn't cursed while asleep...yet.

Natsu decided to go eat a fish from the lake close to his house because he didn't trust the food in his fridge or cabinets. Zeref could have cursed everything edible for all he knew. So, he caught a huge, fat fish that Happy would be envious of. Natsu didn't leave any leftovers.

Now he was walking to the guild, but every time he walked past someone, who was close enough to touch, his eyes would linger on them until they had already passed him by. No one came up to him and handed him anything, so did that mean he was in the clear? Natsu did the math and he concluded that he was 90% sure he was curse-free. He would just have to wait five minutes while at the guild to see if there was something handed to him that was cursed, if not, then he was good this week!

Natsu walked into the guild and walked up to the bar.

"Hey Mira, nothing showed up for me, did it?" he asked.

"Nope, not that I know of," she replied. "I could check if you want."

"No, it's fine. I think I'm just going to go look for a job." Natsu left the bar and went to look at the job requests. He looked it over, but he wasn't finding anything interesting.

"So, no curse this week? That's a shame, I would love to see what Zeref came up with next for you, flame brain." Natsu felt his temple pulse when he heard the irritating voice of the ice stripper. He turned around with a burning glare that could melt ice, and saw Gray standing there with a smug smirk.

The smirk made Natsu almost throw a punch at the ice-make mage, but he held back. "You wouldn't find it funny if Zeref cursed you," he said.

"Good thing he doesn't like me then, huh? Maybe he'll curse you to being an ice block or something"*

Natsu gritted his teeth and threw a punch at Gray for his comments. He landed the first hit, and now the two mages began to fight. No one else in the guild really bothered to look up, too used to the fire and ice mages going at it with each other to be surprised anymore. What did make them look up, though, was when Natsu's coat landed on Elfman's head. Now everyone was paying attention to the two fighters.

Both Natsu and Gray were topless, but neither one noticed yet. Natsu kicked out with his leg, but Gray blocked it with an arm. Natsu lost both of his shoes - same as Gray. The longer the two fought, the more clothes they lost. They had to stop it before they both removed their boxers.

"That's enough, you two!" Elfman grabbed both mages from the air and bashed their heads together. The two were dazed, but Natsu was the last to recover.

"What was that for?!" The dragon slayer yelled.

Before anyone could answer, Natsu felt a tap on his shoulder. He looked over to see Gray looking at him, more specifically his chest. "Where are your clothes?"

Natsu was confused. He wasn't the one missing clothes, Gray was, like always. "What are you talking about? You're the one missing clothes, not that that is surprising of course."

"Um, Natsu," Lucy called out, getting the dragon slayer's attention. Natsu noticed a blush on some of the girls in the room. "You might want to look down at yourself."