Natsu Hates it When Zeref is Bored

Sparkle

I can't remember if my mom or I thought of this concept. Probably her, but I did come up with the mission part. *evil grin*

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Natsu had pranked all who used the bathroom while he was being used as toilet paper. He stuffed Gray in a frilly, hot pink dress that matched Mira's design. It didn't last long, but it was the only thing he could use to cover up the Jurvia-style thong. Oooh, replacing all of Gray's clothes was a great idea. He wrote it down for when he got Zeref back.

Getting his master had been hard at first, till he figured out how to get around Mira and replace all the booze with rootbeer. That killed two birds with one stone. Neither Makarov nor Cana could get their daily dose of liver damage.

While Bickslow was sleeping, Natsu painted all his dolls pastel pink, purple, and teal with different colored flowers. Did he forget to mention that the paint was permanent? Oh, how Bickslow raged. Natsu had zero regrets.

Levy was easy; just remove all the books in the library. It took Natsu some time, but he placed all the books in boxes and hid them throughout Magnolia. Natsu covered his tracks so no one would figure out it was him. He didn't want to restock the books on the shelves, even if it would be a mistake since he would put them out of order.

Happy was another easy one. Natsu replaced all the fish with giant sour gummy fish. He found realistic-looking ones at a store and couldn't resist buying them. They made the perfect revenge for his little buddy.

Natsu hid Gajeel's guitar in Levy's bathroom at Fairy Hill. The result was priceless. The blue-haired girl chaced the iron dragon slayer with his guitar, trying to bash his head with it.

Elfman... Natsu had a hard time figuring out what to do with him. The big guy always talked about how manly he was, but Natsu didn't think a dress would fit him. That's when it clicked. Natsu didn't need to stuff him in a girly gown. He needed to replace his clothes with grass skirts, coconut bras, and flower crowns with a note saying it was the new manly trend. It was safe to say he fell for it because he came to the guild the next day wearing the outfit.

The last person was Erza. Natsu had sweated thinking about how to get revenge on the monster without being caught. He had a feeling he would fail, and he was right. He tried to replace Erza's strawberry cake with blueberry pie disguised as strawberry cake. As soon as he reached for the cake that awaited Erza to devour, the red-haired woman appeared behind him, snatched the pie, and slapped him in the face with it.

Luckily, no one else figured it was Natsu that got everyone else.

Natsu sighed in bliss at remembering how his week went before opening his front door and getting a face full of glitter. It was a good thing the popping of the glitter bomb went off, giving Natsu a split second to close his eyes. He shook his head to dislodge the sparkly mess and opened his eyes to see what happened. In front of his door was a wooden sign with a note attached to it.

"When you open your door, which you already did, glitter will fall on you and turn you into glitter. Well, your eyes will be made of gems, but the point is you will be all sparkly! :D -Zeref"

Natsu had to squint to read the note because his eyes were also affected. It was like looking through multiple mirrors facing each other; or one of those toys that looked like a scope, but you saw glass-like patterns on the other side.

Natsu didn't seem to have a sense that the world was tilting on its axis, not that he was complaining. It was just difficult to make out what was in front of him. But he had to get to the guild and take a job because he had yet to replace the money he lost spending on a toilet. So with a sigh of dismay, Natsu walked to the guild slower than usual. He left a trail of glitter behind him with every step he took.