Natsu Hates it When Zeref is Bored

Chocolate Rain

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The town of Magnolia was quiet and peaceful until the Fairy Tail guild hall exploded with shouts and crashes. Natsu had decided that it had been too long since they all had a proper brawl and had fun - even though it was just yesterday that they had one. Natsu just entered the building, picked up a spoon, and threw it at Gray's head. It hit, and that was where they were now, throwing kicks and punches.

Natsu got punched in the face first by Gray, and the two had started to go at it. They had begun to fire off spells at each other. Thanks to the dragon and demon slayers, the rest of the guild got into the brawl. They were all battle crying, charging at one another as if they were in a war, and ripping each other's hairs out.

Erza was quick to join in on the fun, due to someone crushing her beautiful strawberry cake. Lucy tried to stay out of it like normal, but she got annoyed when more than one person almost destroyed what she was writing. She summoned Leo and sic him on them. More and more people entered the fight, and Makarov knew it was best to stop these stupid children before they destroyed the guild hall...again...

Just as Makarov lifted a giant hand into the air so he could bring it down on top of everybody, drops of brown liquid started to fall from the ceiling. Makarov looked up in confusion, but couldn't think more about what was happening as the rain started to get stronger and stronger. It had gotten so strong it was like being in a typhoon.

Everyone had stopped fighting when the rain had become stronger. The rain was coming down so hard it started to flood the guildhall. Even though that should have been impossible since it wasn't raining for that long yet. The flood swept everyone off their feet, making them cry out in surprise and confusion.

"What's going on?!" asked Lucy, as she tried to hold on to the bar for dear life.

"I don't know!" exclaimed Gray.

"Hey, what's that sound?" asked Happy. Everyone tried to quiet down to listen to what Happy was hearing, but the waves were making it difficult - until the sound got closer.

"~Chocolate rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate rain
A baby born will die before the sin~"

"Who is singing at a time like this!?" demanded a frustrated Gray.

"Look!" Happy called out while pointing to the singer. Everyone saw Natsu being tossed around in the chaos of waves singing his heart out.

"~Chocolate rain
The school books say it can't be here again
Chocolate rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went~"

"Why is he singing about chocolate?!" Lucy asked, but then got knocked off the bar by a wave that carried a chair. "AHH!"

"Natsu, shut UP!" Gray shouted in anger.

"~Chocolate rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie~"

"I know why he's singing about chocolate!" said Wendy. "We are swimming in it!"

"We're not swimming, Wendy! You can't swim in something this strong!" Lucy said after she grabbed hold of a beam.

"It's like we're in the middle of the ocean in a thunderstorm!" said Romeo.

"~Chocolate rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate rain
Only in the past is what they say~"