(Aug Request)
Florine aka Flo
I really, really wanna try something new and I'm not one of those crazy mofos who's gone change their face or body or anything so I wanna change my hair. I wanna cut it or try a different style. Something that'll make me feel rejuvenated...
Me: BABE!!!!!!!
Me: AUGUST!!!!!!
Me: ANT-(gco)
Aug: I'M DOWNSTAIRS BAYBEH!!!!
Me: COME HERE!!!!
Aug: No I'm comtable (comfortable) da hell.
He so damn lazy. I jogged downstairs walking into the living room where he was, watching the game. I lightly chuckled shaking my head and sat on his lap. He paid me nomind, which is only usual when he's watching TV. I really need his opinion on this, so I took the remote pausing the TV.
Aug: *winning* Floooooo!!!! Press play.
Me: No, I need your help with something. *straddles lap*
Aug: Whet?... You horny?
Me: -____- No Anthony. I am not. But, I wanna cut my hair. *bites lip*
Aug: NOPE!! We paid hella money fuh dat shit. That malaysia shit nah.
Me: It's Malaysian August. And I'm talking about my real hair. I want a change...
Aug: Change fuh what...?
Me: *gets off lap* For me. Ion even know why I asked you. Imma do it regardless.
I mean I'm grown. The hell, I'm the bae. If he don't like it that's on him, because I love me...
Aug: Fuck you mean you gone do it regardless?! I say imma cut my dick off regardless...whatchu gone do.?
Me: Why must you always involve your testicles in a conversation? What point are you tryna make??? You sound dumb!!!!
Aug: Mane. Ian got time fuh yo shit right now. You ain cuttin yo hair, shit dead. Dats just dead so stahp thinkin bout it. Fuck do you needa change for? You good da way you is, ion need dis. I'm takin a mf nap.
Me: You get on ma damn nerves.
Aug: Aight, ion care. Still ma behbay. But fo real. You ain cyttin yo hair...
Me: Alright damn bye. Go take your nap.
August Pov.
Ian sayin Flo gone look ugly wit short hair or nun and ian really worried bout it. I'm just sayin I like,ma behbay da way she is. And if we fuckin, like really fuckin imma need sum tuh pull n shit. Ma behbay sexy regardless, but a nigga got needs. I know she mad but she gone get ova it when I wake up from dis nap... ;)
Florine aka Flo
I know I said I wouldn't do it...but I'm still gone do it tho. I cut off the car then grabbed my purse and phone getting out. I locked and began walking into my bestfriend Vae's hair salon. I booked an appointment, yes I had this planned. Don't judge me!
Vae: Oop!!! Look who showed up. What shall we slay?
Me: Short...curly...pixie...bob...I don't know just something cute n short.
Vae: Mmm. Ok, I gotchu.
She took out the long Malaysian weave she put in two weeks ago and washed and conditioned my hair. My hairs pretty long so I'm a little scared about cutting it but it'll pay off. In the long run. Once she blow dried it I took a picture and posted it on Instagram.
Caption; Love you bae @augustalsina
I liked it and locked my phone just knowing there'd be some sort of drama after 2 seconds.
Vae: You sure you wanna do this?
Me: Yessir.
Vae: *sighs* Here goes nothin'
(1 hour later)
I had mutiple notifications mostly August and his fans on my phone. From twitter, to instagram, to messages, calls, etc.
August Pov.
Tweet; I HATE WHEN A MF ASK MA ADVICE N DONT TAKE DA SHIT...THE HELL YOU ASK FUH...?
@alsinaxbreezy Retweet; @augustalsina dtfl they cute!!!
Tweet; How long it take tuh get yo hair cut???!
212 Retweeted
Tweet; Lemme just cut ma d!#k off -_-
320 Retweeted
Tweet; imma wait doe.............................
I knew Flo wasn't gone listen tuh me. I just ain know she was gone go behind a nigga back. Ian choppin ma dick off tho. Imma just chill. The door start unlockin and I jumped up oso quick.
Chris: *laughing* Hell you jumpin for..? Lookin like a damn kangaroo.
Me: I thought I took dat key...
Chris: Not happy to see me bae?
Me: Fuck outta here allat gay shit.
Chris: *gasp* You ain't say that yesterweek...!!!! Haaaaaa!!
I just rolled ma eyes at his dumb ass and went in the kitchen gettin me some water. I drunk it and he start flippin through channels. The door start unlockin again and dis time I knew it was Flo. She tried creepin upstairs but ian havin dat.
Me: FLORINE!!!!! COME MEH!!!
Flo: *mumbling* Damn...
She walked in wit on of dem things dat look like a cookin hat on huh head... I walked over to her and looked down at her. I looked at da head and took that shit off. Ma behbay fo real cut off huh hair... What imma pull, it ain completely gone like boldhead ass nigga, but I can't pull it. She still lookin good though.
Me: Why you do dis...?
Chris: Ignore his ass werkkkkk boo werkk it hontey yasss!!!!!
Aug: Chris... Go sit yo lul ass down.
Chris: Okay....evil bitch!
Flo: Sexy or nah?
I tried tuh ignore her and hold my serious face on but I can't bae look sexy. Imma teah dat shit up regardless. I start smilin like a lil punk and kissed her lips. I also bit down on it a lil.
Me: Yeah you look good behbay. You look good.
Flo: I know Daddy...
We took a lul pictures and posted huh favorite onna gram. She was stickin out huh tongur and I...I really don't know what I was doin I was still sexy tho....
Caption; She feelin huhself #baestilllookingood #mabehbayteamsexyasshit #whatamdoindoe #shiiiiiitIstilllookgood #icantpullbaehairbutimmafuckhershitupstill #wesexyyallhahahayoumadornah #dowelookgoodyesoryes #youaintgotnomfchoice #teammoresexythanpopeys
