You: Wasup y'all it's Baddie Radio 93.6 and we're here with my last MCM August Alsina!!!
August: Ayy dat was real touchin' ma. You said yo last MCM...
You: Whetevva!!! Now what's up wit you Mr.Alsina??
August: I'm good...blessed
You: That's good! Now I've been craving to know this...
August: Oh shiii...
You: Why the oh shiii thoo?
August: Because, err time I come up heh you ask the craziest shii
You: Have you ate any females box yet?
August: Nah but I'm plannin' tuh tonight, but baybeh not bout it...
You: And who might that be.
August: I would tell you but, she just asked meh, and I on't want her business out thee
You: *Gasp* August you can you handle...curves....?
August: Yea beybah, but can you handle dis....
You: As long as you don't pop nun in me...
August: *laughs* I'm done wit yhu
