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THIS MORNING THE POSTMAN RUBBED MY BELLY

DID YOU TELL HIM TO DO THAT?

I might have mentioned it

YOU REVEALED MY WEAKNESS TO MY GREATEST ENEMY

HE'S NOT YOUR ENEMY

IVE BEEN BETRAYED BY MY OWN BUTLER

IM NOT YOUR BUTLER

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