Remember my ex boyfriend Mike?
The one the one that cheated on you with your cousin?
Yeah that douchbag
What about him?
He came up to me today and was talking about how he "missed" me and still "loves" me and hopes I can take him back
So I leant in to kiss him but before our lips could meet, I whispered "oh Mike. If only there was someone who loves you"
Then I walked away LIKE A BOSS
OH MY GAWD!
