I wasn't that drunk...
Dude, you were hugging this ginger screaming 'RON!! RON WEASLY! I LOVE YOU!'
That's not too bad...
Then you ran into a wall trying to get to 'Platform 9 3/4'
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Told ya ;)
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Someone asked for me to do another drunk text one. Sorry but I can't find there comment and can't remember their name. So here you go!