incorrect txt groupchat

the one where beomgyu can't tell his story

beargyu = beomgyu
soobunny = soobin
flirtjun = yeonjun
taegym = taehyun
softiekai = huening kai

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3 choidiots + child & 👁👄👁

flirtjun:
hey kitten

taegym:
wtf

flirtjun:
oops wrong chat
that was meant to be for soobin

soobunny:
no it wasn't

flirtjun:
you're just in denial

softiekai:
i don't want to know anything about your love life yeonjun

flirtjun:
rude🙄

taegym:
yeah yeonjun
leave the child alone wtf🤨

softiekai:
thanks taehyun <3

beargyu:
GUYS
SOMEHTING JSUT HAPPNDE

soobunny:
can someone translate?

beargyu:
RUED SMH

flirtjun:
stop spamming caps and just tell us

beargyu:
NO CASP ARE FOREVR
YOUR NOT MY MOM
YOU CNA'T TELL ME WAHT TO DO

taegym:
you're*

beargyu:
SFTU
I THUOHGT YUO ARE ON MY SEID😭💔

taegym:
i'm on nobody's side

softiekai:
pls just tell us what happened
i'm interested to know now

soobunny:
yeah me too

flirtjun:
me three

taegym:
and i really don't care

soobunny:
you're too negative

taegym:
it's called being a pessimist, choi

beargyu:
i'm calm now

flirtjun:
thank god

beargyu:
stfu mom😡

flirtjun:
why would i want you as a child?

softiekai:
that's right
i'm the child😕
the audacity of some people smh

beargyu:
so anyways
so i was on my way to get water in the new building

soobunny:
let me guess
you got lost again

beargyu:
stfu bunny face😡
as i was saying
i was looking for water and i actually got lost but nobody cares
and while i was trying to find my way back to our practice room i came across enhypen

taegym:
so that's why you were late

flirtjun:
we've been here for weeks and you still get lost
you're an idiot beomgyu

beargyu;
STOP INTERRUPTING MY STORY
LET ME TALK💔

soobunny:
get to the point beomgyu
you're dragging this out way more than it needs to be🙄

taegym:
i agree
get to the point

beargyu:
AS I WAS SAYING
before all of you rudely interrupted me

softiekai:
i didn't even say anything up until now, why do you drag me into this🤕

beargyu:
now you did

softiekai:
up until now
like i said
now continue

beargyu:
no i don't want to anymore
i hate all of you

taegym:
you hate me?

beargyu:
you're an exception🥺

flirtjun:
what is up with you guys

soobunny:
let the queers live jun

flirtjun:
i am one myself
why tf would i not

taegym:
because you're jealous✋

flirtjun:
why would i be jealous of you and beomgyu out of all people🤨

softiekai:
because soobin rejects you on a daily basis

flirtjun:
no
he flirts back sometimes

soobunny:
sometimes when i'm bored, yes

taegym:
you're not helping the case soobin

beargyu:
see that taehyun?
everyone is jealous of us🥰

flirtjun:
nobody is jealous of you guys

softiekai:
i am
because i want someone to give me the attention beomgyu gives taehyun

taegym:
feel free to take beomgyu's attention

beargyu:
THE BETRAYAL?!💔

soobunny:
who would want beomgyu's attention anyway

flirtjun:
right
i only want your attention soob🥰

soobunny:
that was totally uncalled for yeonjun

flirtjun:
i know you like it
you're in denial🙄✋

taegym changed the group name from "3 choidiots + child & 👁👄👁" to "uncool kids club"

softiekai:
HEY
WHY WOULD YOU REMOVE MY BEAUTIFUL GROUP NAME???
CHANGE IT BACK THIS INSTANT😡

taegym:
you can't tell me what to do

soobunny:
be nice

soobunny changed the group name from "uncool kids club" to "3 choidiots + child & 👁👄👁"

flirtjun:
you just insulted yourself soobin

soobunny:
and you and beomgyu too
that's damage i'm willing to take
speaking of beomgyu
where is he

softiekai:
in my room

flirtjun:
why tho

softiekai:
he's giving me his attention to make taehyun jealous

taegym:
that won't work

beargyu:
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT😡

taegym:
you're trying to make me jealous
of course i know😐

beargyu:
oh right
i didn't read the username
i thought you were soobin

flirtjun:
so anyways
will you ever tell us what happened with enhypen?

beargyu:
no

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everything in here is a joke btw
and the chapters won't be related to each other unless i use the same name or say they are related

also the start was inspired by a tiktok and i can't remember who it was from i'm sorry </3

- andi