the one with birthdays

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taegym:
next month is my birthday
i hope you're all prepared

soobunny:
hey hey woah
we didn't do anything in here on mine which was last month
you guys posted about it
why now

taegym:
priorities leader, priorities

soobunny:
why would you be a priority🤨

beargyu:
cuz i said so

soobunny:
ofc you did

softiekai:
we can celebrate your birthday now soob🥺

soobunny:
kai you're so precious😕

softiekai:
ikr
usernames that start with s need to stay strong together

soobunny:
yuh

flirtjun:
not you all not including me in anything??????
the disrespect wtf
we could also easily have celebrate mine or kai's but no one cares until it's taehyun? i call bullshit

taegym:
why is this conversation getting so deep

beargyu:
because everyone thinks they're important

soobunny:
and everyone is???

beargyu:
not important enough for a birthday chapter🙄

flirtjun:
birthday what now

beargyu:
nothing

flirtjun:
asshole

taegym:
we celebrate everyone's birthday the same way dumbos
i just mentioned mine in the groupchat and you didn't
sucks to be dumb ig

softiekai:

soobunny:mood

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soobunny:
mood

flirtjun:
ofc you'd say that

soobunny:
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN🙄

taegym:
STAY CALM ASSHOLES

beargyu:
WHY ARE WE YELLING

softiekai:
I'LL JOIN TOO

flirtjun:
i'm getting a headache

taegym:
we aren't even yelling

flirtjun:
just picturing you guys yelling this is giving me a headache

soobunny:
how nice of you

softiekai:
who will do a tiktok challenge with me???

flirtjun:
ME
great dancers unite

beargyu:
where are they

flirtjun:
who

beargyu:
the great dancers?

flirtjun:
yOU MF ISTG

soobunny:
that's a bit aggressive yeonjun
aren't you supposed to be a role model as the oldest🤨

flirtjun:
how
none of you take me serious

beargyu:
nONe oF yOu tAkE mE seRioUS

flirtjun:
example a

taegym:
most of the time you don't even take yourself serious so why should we

flirtjun:
example b

taegym:
i'm not wrong

softiekai:
i agree with taehyun
he has the brains so i can't do anything else

flirtjun:
he's right
i don't take myself serious
only my good looks

beargyu:
calm down
in the ranking of looks you're 5th
below soobin

soobunny:
tf does that mean

softiekai:
nah i'm first and soobin second

soobunny:
i am first and you're second

softiekai:
no soobin😐

taegym:
alright we all think we're best looking we get it

flirtjun:
obviously you all don't
...
wow you seriously left me on read
GUYS WTF STOP
ISTG YOU WILL ALL TASTE MY SHOE

hey besties😋
i hate capitalism and hybe together, such an ugly pair am i right????

- andi

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