incorrect txt groupchat

the one with a concert

the txt weirdos

softiekai:
GUYS

soobunny:
why do our conversations always start with yelling

taegym:
not always

soobunny:
but a lot

flirtjun:
let kai talk you assholes

softiekai:
thank you
would one of you like to join me at the seventeen concert

beargyu:
you got tickets for that?

softiekai:
dino offered me vip stuff🥺

flirtjun:
why would he do that

softiekai:
because i was nice to him

taegym:
i'll join

soobunny:
ME I WANT TO JOIN

flirtjun:
what are you so excited about?🤨

softiekai:
he likes to annoy seungkwan

taegym:
why
what did he do to you

soobunny:
nothing
i like seeing him frustrated

beargyu:
did you take my place or something
GUYS WHO AM I???

soobunny:
choi beomgyu, local dumbass

taegym:
stfu you stole his identity

softiekai:
taegyu is thriving i see🥸

flirtjun:
don't start shipping people kai🙄

softiekai:
i'm innocent🥹

taegym:
i'm going to the gym dummies

flirtjun:
i'll join
i need more stuff to flex & annoy moas

taegym:
you're mean

softiekai:
if someone steals my identity too istg
i WILL kill u

soobunny:
damn
what happened to you

softiekai:
nothing😇
i was joking, i'd love to have someone join in on being cute <3

taegym:
DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT
i though i lost my cute bff☹️

softiekai:
you'd never

beargyu:
gay

flirtjun:
like you?

beargyu:
more like you🧐

taegym:
that's what you live by

softiekai:
AHAHAHAHA
i love it
continue tae

taegym:
gladly😎

soobunny:
you're all doing too much

flirtjun:
maybe you're just not doing enough

beargyu:
everyone is bullying everyone i see

taegym:
did you notice that yourself

beargyu:
disappointing😔

softiekai:
so who's joining for svt

soobunny:
me

taegym:
me too

beargyu:
let's make it a group thing

flirtjun:
gladly
but i thought taehyun was going to the gym

taegym:
i can give up a day for my bff kai

softiekai:
🥺🥺

flirtjun:
right in front of my salad???

beargyu:
as if you don't kiss soobin 24/7🙄

flirtjun:
EXCUSE YOU
that's 24/8

soobunny:
did i tell you guys that i hate my life

taegym:
i'm glad

softiekai:
aw no🥹
you can come hide in my room soob
you're always welcome

soobunny:
thank you sm kai❤️

beargyu:
OH NO HE BROUGHT OUT THE RED HEART

flirtjun:
he did what😡

taegym:
trouble in paradise

soobunny:
what paradise do you mean
there is none
life is an endless cycle of being miserable

beargyu:
i'm 14 and this is deep

soobunny:
fuck you

softiekai:
one hour til concert time

flirtjun:
time to get serious & get ready for important things

soobunny:
way to hurt my feelings jun😓

flirtjun:
i always do it with grace💅

soobunny:
fuck you 2

beargyu:
you really use one abbreviation but not the other

taegym:
you know the word abbreviation?🤨

softiekai:
what a great family we are

beargyu:
right🥰

flirtjun:
you're all adopted

soobunny:
THANK GOD

flirtjun:
you're literally the mom???

soobunny:
why am i not the dad

taegym:
because you're the important parent

flirtjun:
so dad's don't matter???😞

beargyu:
totally not

softiekai:
so fun😍

flirtjun:
i will kill all of you in your sleep

☆

no shade to all the great dads out there <3

i have been staying home this week because medical reasons and my head hurts so baaaaad, make it stop pls

also,, what's with me and frequent updates??

- andi