incorrect txt groupchat

the one with the marker

hyukawithluv wrote this one as well

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3 choidiots + child & 👁👄👁

flirtjun:
i hate you all

softiekai:
what did we do :(

flirtjun:
who tf wrote “i’m a simp for soobin” on my face as well as “pissfart”
can’t believe I had to wake up to this

soobunny:
that sounds like a beomgyu thing to do

taegym:
oh yeah, that was totally beomgyu

beargyu:
what?

flirtjun:
stop acting clueless, we know you did it

beargyu:
but i didn’t?

softiekai:
you’re the one that’s a menace to society, it had to have been you

beargyu:
but it wasn’t-

taegym:
oh please, theres no one else it could’ve been

beargyu:
kai?

softiekai:
nuh uh, i’m not that mean

beargyu:
but you prank the others almost as much as me

softiekai:
it wasn’t me, i swear

flirtjun:
my face looks grey now, cause whoever did it used black marker 😑

soobunny:
taehyun was up last night

taegym:
way to throw me under the bus

flirtjun:
what were you doing up taehyun?

taegym:
i don’t even remember being up, i must’ve just went to the bathroom

beargyu:
that makes you a suspect now, taehyun

taegym:
i’m not as immature as you idiots

softiekai:
well soobin documented you so- 😬

taegym:
it wasn’t me, oh my god 🙄

soobunny:
let’s just close the case for now, it’s annoying

flirtjun:
I agree, i’ll get over it

The next day…

soobunny:
this is so unfunny

flirtjun:
what is?

soobunny:
who in the hell wrote “step on me bebe rexha” and drew a mustache on me!?

taegym:
beomgyu just admit it now

beargyu:
no, because it wasn’t me

softiekai:
come on, beomgyu

flirtjun:
wait, i saw taehyun was up again last night

taegym:
you’re making that up, i don’t remember doing that

flirtjun:
i saw you in the hallway on my way to the bathroom

taegym:
liar

flirtjun:
nope, i know it was you

taegym:
can’t believe you’re lying right to me

flirtjun:
not lying, taehyun

soobunny:
we’re going to need to find a way to catch whoever is doing this in the act

softiekai:
we can go to the store and get a night vision cameras

soobunny:
good idea, kai

16 hours later…

soobunny:
i’ve set up all the cameras everyone

softiekai:
okayy
gn everyone

flirtjun:
goodnight

taegym:
gn

beargyu:
gn

soobunny:
night

the next day….

softiekai:
i was proclaimed as the next victim 😢
my face says “poop baby” and drool was drawn :(

soobunny:
how mean 😡
but i got the footage on who did it

flirtjun:
spill

beargyu:
let’s hear

taegym:
yeah

soobunny
it was Taehyun

softiekai:
tae how could you:(

taegym:
huh?? i don’t remember doing that??

flirtjun:
great, he’s playing dumb

taegym:
really, i don’t remember

soobunny:
wait wait, he had his eyes closed the whole time

beargyu:
he must’ve been sleepwalking

flirtjun:
he sleepwalks? that’s new

taegym:
i guess i do

softiekai:
kinda weird how specific the drawings and words were tho

beargyu:
a lot of weird things can happen when you sleeps walk

softiekai:
ig that’s true
I’m going to go wash all this off now

soobunny:
case finally closed

Beomgyu and Taehyun private chat

taegym:
give me my forty bucks now
can’t believe i let you bribe me into pretending i sleepwalk just to let you get away with all that

beargyu:
you’re a sweetie tae<3
i’ll give you the money if you come to my room

taegym:
okay…🙄

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- andi