gay x idiots
flirtjun:
who wants to do a tiktok dance with me
soobunny:
yeonjun
we're supposed to be promoting an album
flirtjun:
chill workaholic
it's not even a real album
it's just a repackage it's not that deep
soobunny:
it is🙄
softiekai:
I HEARD TIKTOK DANCE I'M IN
flirtjun:
THANKS KAI
beargyu:
why are you all awake
it's so early
soobunny:
it's 2 pm?
beargyu:
AND I COULD BE SLEEPING RN IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU
wait where's taehyun
softiekai:
that's the first thing you notice?
beargyu:
ofc it is🙄
if we can't fight like a married couple what's the point of being in this chat
flirtjun:
soobin and me are the married couple tho
soobunny:
i didn't agree to this
beargyu:
stfu it's true
then ig we're the high school romance
softiekai:
wait where is taehyun
beargyu:
i said that already
softiekai:
no i mean he's not in our room
beargyu:
HE'S NOT?
soobunny:
why are you so worried
he's the one who's most likely to survive on his own among all of us
flirtjun:
yeah he's right
beargyu changed the group name from "gay x idiots" to "taehyun protection squad"
soobunny:
what's that for
beargyu:
WE NEED TO FIND HIM
flirtjun:
he's probably not even in danger?
softiekai:
WHY IS NO ONE ELSE WORRIED😭💔
flirtjun:
because taehyun gets up early to work out until late?
where else do you think he is
taegym:
CAN ALL OF YOU STFU
beargyu:
OMG TAEHYUN BABY
WHWRE HAVE YOU BEEN
taegym:
working out
beargyu:
why didn't you bring me along😕
we're supposed to work out together tae
taegym:
you sleep like a rock
beargyu:
right i do
softiekai:
OH MY GOD NEVER LEAVE ME ALONE AGAIN
taegym:
i literally told you the time i go out and come back?
softiekai:
you did?
oh
ehehehe
oops
soobunny:
you knew this
AND MADE DRAMA FOR NOTHING?!
do you know how stressful it is to deal with a worried beomgyu
flirtjun:
he's with you?
soobunny:
not by choice
he's clinging onto me and crying
beargyu:
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE LEADER
THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO🤬🖕🖕
flirtjun:
WOAH CALM DOWN
kai is here
softiekai:
i'm the same age as taehyun?
taegym:
still a child
softiekai:
true
soobunny:
you're stressing me out
taegym:
want some ice cream
soobunny:
i always do
softiekai:
space✨unicorn🦄soaring🌬through😗the💅stars⭐delivering🗣the😟rainbows🌈all🤲around🔄the😜world🌍
flirtjun:
i'll turn you into a space unicorn if you don't get your ass in the car rn
softiekai:
WOAH REALLY??
taegym:
where are you going?
flirtjun:
kfc
i want chicken
softiekai:
OH ME TOO
flirtjun:
i know kai
that's why i'm waiting for you
beargyu:
why is nobody taking me anywhere
taegym:
you can join me and soobin ig
beargyu:
THANKS TAE
soobunny:
really😐
don't touch me
beargyu:
try stopping me choi
soobunny:
YOU'RE A CHOI TOO
☆
if this isn't funny, i wrote this out of boredom so that might be why🤩
is any chapter really funny tho? i doubt it so,, you did this to yourself, suffer
- andi
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Fanfictionwhen i'm bored i'll write something here includes cuss words ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀☆ this is not to be taken serious, i don't know any of the members personally and everything written originated from my imagination. #1 in taegyu, taebin, beomjun, taejun, soogyu...
