Izuku/god just finished the exam, and they walked out.
unscathed.
Even his fucking clothes were still on.
Usually in another weird fanfic like this it would be like:
"Izuku walked out with his shirt ripped and all the girls were staring at him weirdly and they thought about love making with him just because they saw a bit of his abdomninal section. and then his pants fell off and they saw his 15 inc-"
Seriously.
That's probably the same story where Izuku dates All might, and 10 other girls from, like, naruto and fairytail. And most of them are adults, making them pedophiles. And he's batman and he has AFO and like, every anime power from shadow clones to killing intent.
But on with my fucking story.
Izuku walked out with many people looking at him.
And the fear-stricken 5 were questioning his very existence.
Like, first, he survives seppuku, then he gets hit by a bus, and he just shakes it off like a mosquito bite!
-o-o-o-o-o-
"Whew! I just employed the creator of the universe to do a test for me. Wow, JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS AWESOM-"
"You called m- Heyyyyyy.... You're not my father!"
Izuku looked up and saw a random guy wearing a white and red robe, and he had long brown hair.
And then he went away.
"Izuku, you need to learn substitutions for swearing."
fuck = funk!
Shit = sheet!
ass = as!
Jesus christ = Cheez-its Rice!
crap = crab!
hell = Help!
"See? say those!"
"God... you are a FUNKING SHEET-AS, AND YOUR PARTNER IS A PIECE OF CRAB FROM HELP! CHEEZ-ITS!"
God sweatdropped.
Satan laughed.
Izuku started practicing saying the substitutes for 10 years.
And then he went into his mindscape and rained his body for 10000000000 years just because he has the spirit of a naruto character in his head and then he trains with kaneki and sasuke and then jason todd and then blah blah blah-
JK
Izuku went to his hidey-hole, which was an abandoned hotel.
-o-o-o-
The next day was his first day at UA!
-o-o-o-
Imagine this:
"CHEEZ-ITS RICE!"
"What?"
"Its a substitute."
"Why do you need to say that? Jesus christ isn't a curse here, we're japanese!"
"No, I just need to not summon the son of god."
"what the funk!"
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|Fallen Mistake|
General FictionIzuku was a mistake, well, both literally and figuratively. He was created by those two, but left to rot in a cabinet. He fell down. Then he found out he was quirkless. But he will do whatever it takes to be the figure he was created to be.
