there was this little whore who im going to call shithead because his name is too long who lived in the sad depressing country of jordan
while he was there he decided to go to this nice little cafe called "pubg coffee"
while he was there he saw this sexy guy known as the impostor. shithead couldn't take his eyes off him. he immediately knew he wanted to spend the rest of his life with him and he decided to go up to him and use his best pickup line, "yo. my ass itches" the impostor immediately fell in love and they both decided to live with each other for a bit and eventually shithead would propose to the impostor
to be continued
