I'll Always Love You (a dora x boots fanfic👌)

BONUS when Dora finds boots and his suicide note

Dora pov

"Boots! Are you home yet?" I call up the stairs.
There isn't a reply.
"Boots?" I yell again.
I start getting nervous because I could've sworn I heard the door open and close, so who was in my house!?
I walk up the stairs and start smelling a strong scent of alcohol and chemicals, I pause.
"Boots-?"
No reply.
*I'm sorry this sounds so serious😩*
I walk towards the bathroom where the smell is most pungent and slowly push open the door.
"Oh, BOOTS-!"
I screech. Boots is lying in the bathtub, not moving an inch.
"Holy shit- can you see the dead monkey?" I ask, my voice shaking as I walk towards the tub.
I notice something in his boots that were lying near the tub, I pick it up and read:

"Dear Dora,
I see you've found my last words. I want to say so many things but I only have a tiny piece of notebook paper from your desk. First off, I know you probably hate me for commiting self no breath but it's ok cause Hisoka will stop stalking you and Carl Wheezer can live in peace without me existing. Second off, I never loved you. I know this might sound cruel but let me explain, so sometimes a man wants a women but other times a man wants to get slapped by meat. I prefer meat. I always loved Carl Wheezer and that won't change no matter what. So take advantage of the fact he loves you cause I heard he's been injected with a sketchy chemical from a girl with big curly bread hair and a bear that's half white half black. Apparently it makes him have a giant- you know what I mean. Anyways Dora please don't be sad and if Hisoka still stalks you, tell him there's some 12 year olds down the street at old Bobs house. He'll be gone faster than sonic on steroids.

I love you, but in a homosexual way
Boots"

"Oh-" I mutter bringing my hand to my mouth.
I feel tears streaming down my face as I re read his words over and over. I set the paper down and remove the other item from the boot, a gun.
I immediately know what I have to do and slowly exit the room. I walk out of the front door and all the way to Carl Wheezer's ugly croissant shaped house.
"Carl~" I say in a sexy voice.
He opens the door immediately but is soon faced with my gun against his forehead.
"Bye bye~" I say, winking, and pull the trigger.

And that's how you spend your life, writing fanfiction kids 😃