The Singing Competition: A Tooniverse Story

Chapter 2: Darla's Plan

"You have a call Ms. Dimple," Max, Darla's butler said as Darla got up from her bed. "Ugh! If it's another one of those Warner kids or dogs or whatever, I will hit them so hard that they will never see the light of day!" Darla screamed as she walked over and picked up the phone. "WHAT?!?" Darla screamed into the phone. "Hey cousin! It's me!" said the voice over the phone. "Eloise?! What do you want?" Darla yelled. "Well you see my hotel isn't doing that great and I need someone to help put something together to fix the hotel so it doesn't go out of business," Eloise told Darla. Darla face palmed. "If you could help, that would be great!" Eloise said. "I don't give a damn about your stupid hotel! Now leave me alone!" Darla said and hung up. "Max you may go now," she told her butler as Max walked away. Darla sat at her desk and scrolled through her Tweety account. She was upset at the crap toons were posting about her. Then she remembered what Eloise told her about putting something together to fix Eloise's hotel. Then she had an evil idea. "Since I lost that stupid Tooniversity contest to a no good princess, maybe there's a way I can get back at them," Darla thought. As she scrolled through her Tweety, she looked up videos of toons singing and dancing. "That's it! I will put together a singing competition! That way I can win that crown and gain back my life in lights!" she evilly grinned. Then she saw a picture of Jake the pirate on Tweety and some other cute boys that were his friends. Darla thought they were really adorable. "Jake has new friends huh? Well after I sing and win the crown, all the boys will fall for me and I will be the most popular toon in the Tooniverse!" Darla laughed maniacally. "But the money won't be for Eloise, who cares about her stupid hotel? The money will be mine! All mine! Max! Call Eloise back! It's a deal," Darla grinned and then she started to sing:

[Darla]
I didn't get where I am today
By letting myself get pushed around!
No man or beast or kitty-cat or doggy
Is going to drag me down!

[Darla, spoken]
Shut up, Max.

[Darla]
The lightning will be flashing
The thunder, it will roar
They'll never know what hit 'em
Wait'll they see what I have in store!

Big and loud!
It will be big and loud!
When the fall they'll really fall!
And they're gonna fall big!
And they're gonna fall loud!
They're gonna fall big and...

Hahahahahahaha... shut up, Max.

Loud!