SMG4: The New Meta (Currently Being Rewritten)

Trailer

"There are countless worlds out there beyond our own. What lies beyond our universe is unknown. But what we find out there may be more parallel than we could ever imagine. Maybe even to the point where it's scary"

- Some smart guy, probably

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Tari (voiceover): You know, after everything I've been through during the last 3 years, from a zombie apocalypse to a "D-Day" styled battle with real life anime characters, I thought I would be able to handle anything this crazy, meme-filled world had to throw at me.

Tari (voiceover): But nothing, Nothing, could prepare me for this.

Toad: We won't let those f*ckers take this land!

Camera pans to show everyone fighting off Dr. Pootis' minions and some other SMG4 villains in a mostly destroyed Peach's castle

Luigi: We can't keep holding them off

Meanwhile, the Doctor of Madness himself was in his mech, the Magnus Von Grapple Mark II, gloating.

Dr. Pootis:  I AM THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN HISTORY OF WORLDS

Bob: wE'lL sEe AbOuT tHaT yOu BiTcH

Bob then yeets Boopkins at Pootis' mech, Boopkins screaming the whole time. When Boopkins made contact with the machine, no damage was inflicted. But then the mech exploded. Camera pans to reveal Chris, Swagmaster, and Saiko holding rocket launchers.

Swag: Lol, get wrecked scrub.

Everyone (except for the villains) rejoiced upon the mech's destruction. But then from the machine's remains, sparks were made and suddenly everyone heard the sound effect that happens when an Energy Ball explodes in HL2 or Portal

SMG4: What just happened?

Mario: Ooooooooooh, Mario sees a very bright light

Camera pans to reveal a dimensional rift spawning from the mechanical rubble of Dr Pootis' machine

The rift then begins sucking everything in, everyone holding on for dear life.

Luigi: No, not like this!

Steve: haha, I'm in danger

Swag: Oh no, I can't die. I still haven't told Sergeant Mark how much I hate his ass.

The suction of the rift increases. Dr. Pootis and all the other villains lost their grip on whatever they were holding onto and practically flew right into the portal. Tari slowly loses her grip and is gravitated towards the portal. Luckily, SMG4 caught her right as her feet grazed the portal. SMG4 was holding onto Belle who was holding onto Chris who was holding onto Swag and long story short, there were at least 10 of her friends keeping her from the portal. The rest were still holding on for dear life

Meggy, who was at the end of the friend-ladder lost her grip and then everyone went flying into the wormhole.

Boopkins: OH NOOOOO!!!

Everyone not sucked into the rift: TARI!!!!

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Meanwhile, in the other universe

Silica City, the video game capital of the world. You see, in this world, video games are kind of a big deal around here. They are the engine that keeps this society running. In order to make it in this society, you need to win... A LOT. There are people who train day and night to become the best of the best. And at the top of the food chain, is Meta Runners. People who sacrifice a limb or two just for a boost in accuracy, dexterity, and performance. In any other society, that would be considered crazy. But not in this society...