Random Holoro brain dump

🖌 Bread banc?- 🖌

(Warning: Contains quite a large amount of profanities, because for god's sake its related to da bread banc of course there are profanities-)

(Based on a video Skitchama ch. made a few months ago-)

The zombie crashed through the doors to the bakery, and Anya sighed.

'Welcome to the Bread Bank, miss.' The weary kris who was also the cashier of the bakery tried to smile, but her voice was dripping with hate. 'Now, tell me what the living fuck do you want before you steal our goddamned crackers and run off in those fucking Yeezys again.'

The zombie huffed. 'Okay first off-'

'Don't try to reason with me, Kureiji "WHAT THE FUCK IS GLUTEN TAKE THAT SHIT OUT" Ollie!' Anya snapped, her eyes glowing dangerously with anger. 'Tell me your order and get the fuck out! I'm surprised Miss Reine hasn't blacklisted you from our shop just yet!'

Ollie stopped as she thought about how she wanted to counter the raging kris, but she decided that nothing else should be said on their past encounter from just a day ago. 'Okay, so basically I want a baguette-'

'Fuck it.' Anya rolled her eyes as she clicked a button on a remote she pulled right out of her pocket. 'I told you, we ain't got no baguettes or brioches. You have a death wish, now, don't you?'

'Death wish?' Ollie nearly laughed her head off. 'Buddy, I'm already dead!'

'Don't "buddy" me.' Anya growled. 'And if you were truly dead you'd not be standing inside this fucking Bread Bank and would be sleeping in that dirty old graveyard miles away by now. Which clearly you aren't currently doing.' Anya sighed. 'Whatever. We can rearrange that.'

'Oh, I'm sorry, kid.' Ollie drew the sword that was stabbed through her head just a few seconds ago.

'Just because I'm short doesn't mean that I'm a nine year old!'

'Whatever, old lady.' Ollie snapped back, her sword raised in her hands. 'Now give me the baguette-'

A loud growl sounded somewhere behind the closed doors of the kitchen, and suddenly a dog-girl leapt out from behind those doors. The girl carried a bloody axe as her orange eyes that were blank with bloodlust stared right at Ollie.

Anya smirked. 'Meet the DOOG, Ollie.' She laughed. 'Make sure that she doesn't get your yubis.'

Ollie laughed, but fear could be heard in her voice. 'What's she gonna do? Kill me? Zombies can't really die twice-'

'Yubi! Yubi!' The dog girl wagged her tail as she charged through the bakery and ran straight towards Ollie, her axe raised high in the air.

'HOLY FUCK-'

And thus the zombie ran out of the Bread Bank in her Yeezys, the DOOG chasing right after her with her axe in hand.

Reine poked her head out from the kitchen doors. 'Did- did you just send Korone to chase her away?'

'Hmm? Oh, yeah.' Anya replied. 'Calli's gonna be so confused when she finds herself escorting the dead soul of an undead person to the Underworld later on.'

Ollie was still running for her life across the highway as Korone continued to chase after her, not tiring out at all.

(I rarely even watch Anya's streams yet I find myself writing stories that are centred around Anya-)

(Also I kinda wanna draw Holoro in Bread Bank outfits now-)