Ollie: O-RIRIRIRI?
Reine: MEP MEP MEPMEPMEP
*insert Ollie and Reine screaming in the language of the Matsuris for the next few minutes*
Anya: I think we should stop them-
Moona: Don't. I want to see who wins.
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*Holoro was just chilling together when a fart sounded*
*Ollie whips out her sword as Anya summons two knives in her hands and Reine pulls out her GWS gun*
Reine: Whoever smelt it dealt it!
Ollie: Whoever made the rhyme did the crime!
Anya: Well it wasn't me!
Reine: THEN WHO WAS IT??!!
*Another fart can be heard*
*Ollie, Anya and Reine slowly turn their heads towards Udin*
*Udin just smiles*
*Yes. He just smiles.*
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Anya: I need some help.
Ollie: Say no more here's a bunch of charge rifles.
Anya: Nope. Different sort of help.
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Ollie: Ace of spades!
Anya: Uno, draw four!
Reine: Pikachu, I choose you!
M-Chan who's trembling as she manages the stream: What are they playing
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Moments before Ollie died and became a zombie
Person A: Oh my god, you're bleeding severely! Quick, tell me your type!
Ollie: Cute looking idols who have a good sense of humour and can dance and sing and play Apex-
Person A: Wha- no, your blood type, dummy!
Ollie: *glances down at her injuries* Looks like red.
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Ollie: Miss, you can't steal in here.
Anya: What- I didn't steal anything!
Ollie: You stole my heart ;)
Anya: *smiles at Ollie and suddenly holds an actual freaking heart in her hands*
Ollie, looking down at the hole in her chest: wait-
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If Holoro had their own classes or something idk
Reine: Welcome to Reine's Classroom! Here's you'll learn plenty of Bahasa Indonesia and the art of "Mudah sekali!"
Anya: Hello everyone today at Anya's Cooking Class I'll be teaching you how to not make a floor-flavoured pizza.
Ollie: Hiya guys and gals at Kureiji Academy! I, Ollie-sensei, shall enlighten you on the greatness of mathematics and BY THE WAY THE FULL NUMBER OF PI IS-
(The only thing I probably learned from Reine is the art of getting sidetracked haha-)
(Okay that's all gotta scram now selamat bye-onara-)
YOU ARE READING
Random Holoro brain dump
Random[This book has been discontinued] Memes, incorrect quotes, crackhead stories, anything regarding Hololive ID Gen 2/Holoro that comes to my brain and doesn't disappear one second later will arrive in this book. Also please ignore the crappy cover-
