Shenanigans || Golden Guard/Hunter x Reader

↪Scenario no. 1↪

—Dana Terrance at her Fans Right Now—

(Y/N): I just want a new fictional crush.

Dana: Its about time!

(Y/N): Alright what are my options?

Dana brings out a binder with pictures of all her characters. She points at Amity.

Dana: This one has a lot of money and would treat you good. You’d be set for life.

(Y/N): Okay go on.

Dana pointing at Willow

Dana: This one would be really really nice to you and they treat their parents really well.

You nod and Dana points to Luz

Dana: This one is totally obsessed with you and in love with you.

Dana: So those are all really good ones.

Dana continues to flip through pictures. There’s Eda, Lilith, Hooty, Gus, Mathomule, Edric, Emira, Bosha, Scarra, Viney, Barktholmew, Bria, Agmar, and some others. She stops at Golden Guard before shaking her head.

Dana: Actually this one doesn’t want you at all. So ignore him.

(Y/N): Wait what? Why doesn’t he want me?

Dana: Doesn’t matter he’d treat you like shit and he’s like 5'7" so just ignore him.

(Y/N): But… But whats his name?

Dana pauses

Dana: Are you serious I gave you all these other options!

(Y/N): I want that one. The one that doesn’t want me that I know nothing about. Him.

Dana: Dumb. Dumb as hell.

(Y/N): Can I have that one please?

Dana giving up and walking away as Hunter stares at you

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