3.8 - JoeX's Story

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Elephants. You see them at the zoo, in Africa, in Australia, even trying to catch a balloon floating away but they are too fat to jump...not really, their legs weren't designed to jump...but enough about the legs. Legs of elephants don't matter about SPACE ELEPHANTS!

Mrs Horrificerrible said "where is this going...".

What if...Space Elephants...were designed to jump - what if...THEIR LEGS WERE MADE TO FLY!

I was walking down the street on a fine morning saying hello to everyone...until...they arrived...THE LOV ELEPHANTS.

Mrs Horrificerrible said "Ooohhhh, he got the definition wrong".

LOV stands for "Legitimate overrule of violent" and I put elephants at the end to saaaay.

Mrs Horrificerrible face palmed and said "love".

EXACTLY. I watched the sky turn dark red, I watched the LOV Elephants set fire to houses due to their laser eyes, I watched one land right on front of me, I watched it burn me alive, I watched me go to heaven, and I saw...ME! The...End.

Mrs Horrificerrible said "uuhh, that was...awesome...B+?". JoeX yelled "YEEEAAHH!".

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