Sam & Max in: Funky Fridays! (Sam&Max x Friday Night Funkin crossover)

haha funny memes in the middle

Y/N: We need to get through this locked door. Sam, give me your credit card.
Sam: Here.
Y/N, pocketing it: Thanks. Max, kick down the door.

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Y/N: Why are you on the floor?
Sam: I'm depressed.
Sam: Also I was stabbed, can you get Max, please.

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Max: If BF and I were drowning, who would you save?
GF: You two can't swim?
BF: It's a hypothetical question, GF! who would you save?
GF: my time and effort.

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Sam: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Y/N: You're a hazard to society
Max: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Sam: Tell Y/N about the birds and the bees.
Max: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Sam: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Max: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
GF: I got distracted about halfway through.
BF: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Sam: *Gently taps table*
Max: *Taps back*
GF: What are they doing?
BF: Morse code.
Sam: *Aggressively taps table*
Max: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Sam: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Max: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
GF: I personally was created in a lab.
BF: I just straight up spawned lol.

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GF: Why are Sam and Max sitting with their backs to each other?
BF: They had a fight.
GF: Then why are they holding hands?
BF: They get sad when they fight.

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haha funny memes— anyway ima start writing chapter 5 now, bye

—A/N